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Leah Remini's daughter, Sofia Bella, is nearly 4-years-old and she's still on the bottle. Leah invited The Rachael Ray show into her home to share her struggle in getting her daughter off the bottle.

She said, "My daughter runs the house. The problem I'm having with bottle-feeding is basically that Sofia drinks six or more bottles a night. We're hearing that it's not good for her. In talking to our pediatrician, they almost fell off their chair when we said she's still on the bottle. So I'm thinking maybe it's not right."

Hmm....you think? Something tells me her "pediatrician" is Tom Cruise. Don't those Scientologists give you classes on how to take care of your kid and shit? Yeah, those classes probably just teach you how to brainwash your kids properly.

Leah and her husband have become exhausted from changing diapers and bottles at all hours. Leah also doesn't think you should judge her ass. She told the NYDN, "They might have their kid off the bottle, but that kid still may be walking around with a pacifier in their mouth, which according to pediatricians is equally as bad."

Rachael introduced Leah to another pediatrician who is helping her get Sofia Bella off the bottle. A Rachael Ray viewer and mother of three was also brought in to help Leah with her first night of weaning Sofia off the bottle.

Things didn't go so well and Sofia Bella started crying immediately for her bottle. Leah said, "Sofia was crying again for a bottle of milk and then I started crying I think because I felt so bad. It just doesn't feel right for me to have a screaming baby and to say no to a bottle." Leah is still working at getting her daughter off the bottle, but said it's not going to happen overnight.

I'm not a mother or anything, but shouldn't you be off the bottle by the age of 4? I mean, I'm still on the bottle and in diapers, but that's for a totally different issue.

Suri Cruise and Sofia Bella will be getting married with bottles in their mouths.

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Tricia Walsh-Smith and her crazy eyes have returned! Tricia is the socialite who went on YouTube a couple of weeks ago to rant about her husband, some rich bitch named Philip Smith, who is evicting her from their multi-million dollar NYC apartment. In the first video, Tricia went on about her husband never fucked her. If you haven't seen it, click here to watch it. It's a must.

Tricia has put out a sequel and it's just as amazing. I don't understand why Tricia just doesn't look her husband in the eyes and hypnotize his ass with those crazy eyes of hers. Shit, she's almost got me hypnotized. I'm ready to empty out my checking account for her.

Tricia is also sick of being "slagged" and "slandered" by commenters. I love her ass! If Tricia gets evicted, she can come live with me. I will use Tricia's crazy eyes to hypnotize my super into finally fixing the water pressure. Tricia can do anything!

MAC Cosmetics number one client, Zac Efron, went shirtless on the set of High School Musical 3. Tweens and pedos everywhere probably fainted and shit from looking at these pictures.

You know, Zac is way too pretty for my ass. I like them a little rough, a little fucked up. Besides, he looks like a fast cummer. Gross. Talking sexy times about Zac makes me feel like Jacko. Homegirl is 20, but he still looks like a fucking kid. I'd take Carrot Top over Zac any day. I know, I need therapy already. I'm waiting for them to offer it at the free clinic.

Dreamboat Doherty is spending his time in prison snorting heroin, staring at the walls, dodging the drug dealers that want to beat his ass and reading the Koran. What?! Reading the Koran? It's been reported that Dreamy has turned to Islam to help him get through his days in the chokey.

A source said, "He’s been reading the Koran since he went into segregation. He’s got a lot of Muslim friends and they’ve been on at him for ages to study it. Now he’s on his own he’s got time on his hands to study it. I’m surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. He’s lapping it up and really interested in it. I think it’s helping him in there.”

Nothing surprises me about this hot crackiehead. It wouldn't even shock me if Dreamy decided to become a Polygamist wife in Texas. The only thing shocking about this whole story is learning that his ass can read. I'm surprised all the heroin he's ingested hasn't destroyed that part of his brain yet.

In the past, Dreamy has also studied Scientology and other cults and religions. Methinks Dreamy is just going through all these cults and religions to find that one that says it's ok to smoke crack. He should start his own. The Church of Dreamboat!

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20-year-old Broderick Lloyd Laswell is currently being held in the Benton County Jail on capital-murder charges. He filed a prisoner civil rights lawsuit in court yesterday claiming the jail is not providing their inmates with enough food.

Broderick said he's wasted away from 413 pounds to 308 pounds in 8 months.

In his complaint, Broderick writes, "On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out. About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again. If we are in a small pod all day do next to nothing for physical exercise we should not lose weight. The only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally are being starved to death."

Broderick wants the portions to be larger. He thinks the biscuits and cakes are too small. He also wants hot meals.

The jail captain told The Morning News that they have only served cold meals for years. He said they provide an average of 3,000 calories per day.

Damn! 413 to 308 in 8 months?! Fuck Jenny Craig! Fuck Atkins! Fuck the Master Cleanse. It's all about the Benton County Jail diet!

Rumer, Rumer, Rumer.... Tater Head is really starting to grow on me like a wonky potato eye. She's so fucking endearing!

Rumer reminds me of this one time in junior high school when this dumb, popular bitch asked me to the Winter Formal. I felt so wanted and popular! I said yes and as soon as the words came out of my mouth, she started laughing right at my face! She ran to her friends and the rest of the day was spent pointing and laughing at me. Okay, it was really last week. It wasn't junior high school. It was the gay bar. It wasn't a girl. It was a fat queen.

Anyway! That memory makes me think of Rumer. Fuck those bitches, Rumer! Put on your busted wig, Demi's hand-me-down gown and work it out. Yes, you will always look like Jay Leno dressed as Demi Moore for Halloween, but who gives a fuck!

Here's Tater Head with some hot dude at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "From Within."

Brit Brit Spears actually cracked a smile as she left the home of her vocal teacher yesterday. That looks more like a fart smile. It's when a fart makes you smile. Relief.

Let's talk about farts for a quick minute. Yesterday, I was talking on the phone to my mommy about farts. That's basically what we talk about most of the time. She told me to not use the word "fart," but to use the phrase "passing gas." What the fuck is the difference? It's the same thing in the end (literally). She also told me that when I need to "pass gas," I should excuse myself from the room and do it in the bathroom. The hell? I don't know about your farts, but mine linger. Let's say I go to the bathroom and fart. That mess will still cling to my ass lips and makes its way to the room I was just in. You're going to smell it whether you like it or not. You may as well get the full essence of it rather than some half-ass version. That's my rant.

Here's Brit giving us a "passing gas" smile yesterday. You know it's Brit without even seeing her face. Saggy chichis? CHECK! Boots that are permanently attached to her skin? CHECK!

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to 3 years in the chokey for not paying taxes on $58 million of income he made from 1994 to 2004. When he was first sentenced, I figured he would serve a few months and be out in time to tell his story on Oprah for November sweeps. TMZ claims this is not the case!

They are reporting that Prisoner 57 aka Noxema Jackson aka Wesley Snipes will serve a minimum of two-and-a-half years. That's only if he's a good prisoner. Federal inmates apparently can't get parole.

Fuckity fuck! Noxema could make 3 new Blade movies during that two-and-a-half years. How is the Earth going to continue to spin without more Blade movies? Gary Coleman can fill in for Noxema. He needs something to do now that he's a soon-to-be single man.

The Wino has been freed from jail! Crackheads rejoice! Wino was released this morning after she was arrested yesterday afternoon for allegedly headbutting one bitch and punching another.

She arrived at the police station yesterday afternoon, but a doctor determined she was "in no state" to be interviewed. She spent the night in a cell and was interviewed this morning. "In no state" is doctor talk for "bitch was higher than Heidi Montag."

Wino wasn't charged with anything, but she was given a caution which means the incident will remain on her record.

Wino's spokesbitch said, "Amy was fully co-operative with inquiries and apologised for the incident. She thanked the police for their professional handling of the matter. There will be no further action taken. Amy is looking forward to continuing her work on new music in the studio."

Phew! It's a good thing Wino got out of jail this morning. With Wino, Dreamboat Doherty and Blaaake in the clink, the drug dealers of London were starting to sweat. They were wondering how the hell they were going to pay their mortgage, feed their children and contribute to their IRAs. It's business as usual now that Wino is out. The drug dealers of the world need her!

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John Mayer and Jenny Aniston had lunch in Miami yesterday which means she's either knocked up or they are getting married. Actually, we're talking about Aniston here, so it's probably their first and last date. Well!

The GM of the joint they were eating at told People they were very close and their heads almost touched. OMG! He probably witnessed the conception of their first baby together.

I know you're pulling your pubies out wondering what they had for lunch? She had a "chopped chicken salad, while Mayer had a Serrano ham sandwich which "Jen ate some of." I'm surprised a food expert wasn't brought in to tell us what their food choices say about how they feel about one another.

Jen and John were also seen leaving another restaurant later that night. He had his arm around her. He was probably giving her the "It's not you, it's me" speech. It was lovely while it lasted.

I bet they met through Facebook. She superpoked him and John actually answered! She probably superpokes everyone though. Check your Facebook. I'm sure you've been superpoked by her.