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What about the sexy hunk sleeping behind him?! That's who the paps should be shooting. Wait...maybe the dude is dead. Naw, he's just taking a little kitten nap on those luscious chichis of his. Matt Dillon is too vain to realize the raw hotness behind him.

I also can't tell if Matt has pecs or moobs underneath that shirt. Either way, I'd still motorboat.

Here's Matt and sleepy sexy hunk in NYC the other day.

Kate Beckinsale has refused to show her bare ass in her new movie "Whiteout." It's not because she's shy or has a hairy ass. Kate seems think her ass is just too fat for the big screen. What ass?! Yeah, it's fucking gigantic. She makes Kim Kardashian's ass look a surfboard.

According to the Daily Mail, Kate made the producers hire a $2,000 a day booty double. They should have tricked Kate's crazy ass and hired Kim Kardashian as her booty double.

A source on the movie said, "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."

Hopefully, she's one of those chicks that says shit like "I'm so fat," just so people can coo over them and say, "No, you're not!!! You're pefect." If not, then she's fucking certifiable.

These dumb celebrity twats are always fucking drying out. Stupid ass Kid Pebble went to the hospital in England on Friday night because he was dehydrated and suffering from stomach cramps. Diarrhea! Kid was about to take the stage at a music festival when the audience was told he was too sick to perform. He should have just taken the stage anyway and sang "The Diarrhea Song!" "When you're sittin in your Chevy and you feel something heavy... When you're sitting in class and you feel somethingsplash...DIARRHEA!!"

Kid was apparently out partying the night before until the wee hours. Didn't his mommy teach him to drink at least one glass of water in between coke lines? I swear! These idiot bitches know nothing about nothing.

Below is Kid leaving a bar on Thursday. This whore needs to sign up for a class with Harvey Price (see below) on how to properly flip a bitch off.

This is exactly why Harvey Price is my favorite person on this planet. Don't tell me this was an accident either. Harvey meant to flip off the camera because he doesn't appreciate Jordan whoring him out like this without paying up!

Harvey and Latarian Milton need to team up and do "hoodrat stuff" together. The world would never be the same if these bad asses joined forces.

Visit Celebrity Baby Scoop to see more pictures of Harvey and his family in OK! Magazine.

And just because, below is a touching video of Harvey showing his love for Peter Andre. I've posted this shit before, but it's a classic.

Thanks Missy

Birthday: June 18, 1957
Age: 51
Birth Name: Andrea Evans

Original Date of HS of the Day: June 11, 2008
Claim to Fame: This hot slut created the role of Tina Lord Roberts in "One Life to Live." She left the show and NYC in 1990 because some crazy stalker dude threatened to kill her ass.

Where is she now? Andrea has returned to the place where she belongs....Llanview, Pennsylvania! Andrea is back on OLTL playing Tina. She also recently played the role of Rebecca Hotchkiss on Passions.

Why is she HS of the Week? This bitch was no joke! When I was a little gay boy growing up, I would record OLTL on VHS just to watch Tina. Below is a hot scene between Tina and one of her main enemies, Maria Roberts. It's shitty quality, but the brilliance of Tina manages to shine through.

Kat Von D's curly moustached ex-husband, Oliver Peck, beat her world record for giving the most tattoos in a 24-hour period. Oliver finished 415 tattoos at his shop in Dallas, TX. He started midnight Thursday and finished midnight Friday. He tattooed the unlucky number of 13 on everything from arms to asses.

Guinness Book of Records was on hand to award Oliver with the honor. 36-year-old Oliver told CNN, "It's an adrenaline rush!" Uh..huh...he really wanted to say, "Yeah, I beat mega bitch!"

Oh snap! Payback is a curly moustached little man! Last year, Kat Von D practically died while beating the world record. They showed that shit on her reality show. She finished 400 tattoos in 24-hours. There's no way she's going to do that shit again. Beat by an elf you used to love! Bitch got owned.

Thanks Sarah

Kathreya from Big Brother UK loves cookies. No, this bitch lusts for cookies. She probably does things with cookies that no human being should ever do with a cookie. In the clip above, Kathreya's private cookie practically explodes while the group talks about cookies. Kat then takes out a cookie from some haggard ass jar and starts moaning while eating it. Now we know what Brit Brit looks like when she slowly sips on a Frapp.

Below is more insanity from Kat as she begs Big Brother to give her cookies. You know the Cookie Monster wants to tap that shit from the back and bust an oreo creampie.

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What's a better way of celebrating Daddy and Pepaw Day than by honoring one of the greatest fathers of all-time, KFed? There's no better way! Look at this dumb bitch. Even he's laughing at the fact that Prive Las Vegas named him their "Father of the Year."

The cheap ass trophy was given to him by the club's two owners in the back kitchen away from the crowd! Something tells me KFed didn't want his precious diamante earrings to get damaged by the thousands of boos, so he decided to accept his trophy in private. If you can't stand the heat, get in the kitchen!

KFed told UsWeekly, "I'm surprised." Duh. I'm sure SPF and JJ are surprised too. Daddy's going to bring home the trophy and they are going to shout, "WTF?!"

KFed wasn't the only member of the Cheeto gang in Las Vegas last night. Brit Brit and her daddy were also there, but didn't attend KFed's illustrious back kitchen ceremony. She partied at the Palms instead. You know they met up later and he showed her his "award." An award that I'm pretty sure is made out of chocolate and covered in gold foil.

Happy Daddy Day to one and all!!!

A British royal skank went on a drunken streaking rampage on the grounds of their fancy ass boarding school this weekend. Unfortunately, it wasn't Prince Hot Ginge. He was too busy sucking vodka through his urethra. It was Princess Eugenie, daughter of Fergie and sister of Princess Bug Eyes.

18-year-old Eugenie was found "frolicking" under the moon with a bunch of friends. That's so....Shakespearean. One of the HBICs woke up and busted their bare asses.

A source said, "She and the others were told they had to go home and only return to take their exams. There were not enough staff on Saturdays and Sundays to supervise them, and they were told they couldn’t be trusted to behave." Yeah, because they are so bad ass!

Oh Eugenie, you so scandalous! Seriously, that's child's play shit! I was running around naked and drunk when I was like 2. Shit, I think we all are. Eugenie needs to step it up. Do some ho shit.

Next time, she needs to bring Prince Hot Ginge along, get him to take it all off and document it with a 4-person camera the crew. The world desperately needs to see video footage of the elusive hot ginge creature in all its naked glory.

Thanks Mathew

Meth face alert! Did somebody order an extra sausage pizza? Snoop Dogg's wifey, Shante Broadus, needs to travel with her own personal airbrusher just in case situations like this one should come up. The drunk bitch was driving around Fullerton, CA a little after midnight on Saturday when she was pulled over by the cops.

She was arrested and later released with a citation. Bail is not needed in DUI arrests in Fullerton. DAMN! Fullerton is the place to party.

At least homegirl wasn't hot boxing. I mean, she is Snoop Dogg's wife.

Hopefully, something good can come out of all of this. Maybe Proactiv will fall in love with Shante's rock face and offer her a contract! "Hi! My name is Shante Broadus. If you're going to get arrested for DUI, at least do it with clear skin. That's why I use Proactiv!"

Source: TMZ