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International supermodel sensation Phoebe Price was gracious enough to bestow a little chicken cutlet glamour to the Lakers vs. Celtics game last night. How does she find the time to stand outside of arenas and pose for pictures? You know she probably didn't go inside. She just went back to her car and then drove to Arby's for dinner. I'm joking! PP was probably guest of honor! She's a good luck charm and thanks to her, the Lakers won. Whatever that means.

Wait, shouldn't PP be at the prestigious offices of her high-powered litigation management team discussing the upcoming trial of the century against Chanel?! PP! Stop entertaining your public and start working on clearing your good name!

Just when you think you've seen it all, you come across straight-up fuckery like this. It's some dude with a green bag over his head doing dry fuckey fuckey times with a giant Cheeto made from little Cheetos. Seriously, this freak-of-the-week works that Cheeto over and has it begging for more. Thankfully, he keeps his panties on. I am not ready for dick cheese on cheese action.

You know Brit Brit has hired a team of highly-skilled private investigators to track down this Cheeto-fucking dude. She wants to double team that giant Cheeto with him. Cheeto fuckers!

P.S. - The video is slightly NSFW. More importantly, it might permanently kill your appetite for anything Cheeto.

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Put on your sunglasses. Keanu Reeves is one bright bitch. He probably uses SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun. It is nice to see Keanu in the water though. Unfortunately, fleas and scabies can swim, but at least he's washing off some of his stank. You know that girl with him came out of the water dirtier than when she went in.

Keanu is also more interested in picking the street shit out of his fingernails than looking at his topless friend.

Oh and to answer my own question, DUH! I'd have to apply oven cleaner to my skin after fucking with filthy ass Keanu, but it would be worth it.

Here's Keanu with topless friend on the French Riviera today.

Phyllis Lyon, 84, and Del Martin, 87, plan to be among the first gay and gayelle couples to be legally married in San Francisco, CA at 5pm today. They have waited 55 years. Damn! 55 years of the same coochie? It must be true love.

When they first fell in love, they were fired from their jobs, risked being arrested and sent to electroshock therapy. They founded a social club for gayelles in San Francisco in 1955.

This will be their second time down the aisle. They married in 2004 when the mayor of San Francisco started issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. The wedding picture of them holding each other was soon seen worldwide. The Supreme Court eventually voided all the licenses and killed the fun.

The clerk's office plans to stay open late today, so Phyllis and Del might not be the first gayelle couple married in the city. They don't seem to mind. Phyllis told AP, "We get along well. And we love each other."

Congrats to these two hot gayelle memaws! At least they know what they're getting into on their sexy wedding night. I still can't believe they've been together 55 years! I hope they put some hot sauce on the chocha from time to time to keep it spicy!

Earlier I posted about how a bunch of bitches at Bonnaroo got mad at Kanye West for being almost 2 hours late to his set. They chanted "Kanye Sucks" and threw glow sticks at the stage. Hardcore shit. Well, they also left him a lovely parting gift on the port-a-potties.

Those hippies are so fucking artistic.

Hugh Laurie gave an interview to The Times and he talked about how strange fame is and shit. He said, “[Being famous means that] you can get a table in a restaurant. But then you've got to go past a line of people who can't get a table - and that's a bad feeling. I've [been given] a Burger King Gold Card."

Say what?! Apparently, this Burger King Gold Card will get you an endless supply of free burgers for life. Your way. Jay Leno is also the proud recipient of one, even though that whore is the last person who needs a card for free burgers.

A BK Gold Card may sound delicious, but your toilet will not appreciate that shit. Literally.

This is just another example of rich ass celebrities getting dumb crap for free. What's next?! A Con Edison Platinum card for free electricity? I shouldn't joke. They probably already have that.

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WTF?! That bitch of a wave had the chance of a lifetime. It could have easily swallowed the cunt of all cunts, Katherine Heeeeeiiiiggggggl. That wave disappointed me. It will never get the chance again.

Heigl is currently in Mexico with her hairy ass husband. You know she's bitching and whining about how they only have Mexican food in Mexico.

I really hope some waiter bitch is smart enough to swap her bottled water for local Mexican water. That's the only good that can come out of this trip now that the wave totally effed up.

Alien Princess RiRi needs to stop fucking around and leave the hat-wearing to the professionals like Tama the Stationmaster Cat. That pussy knows how to rock a hat. RiRi does not. And what the hell does this bitch have on? Is Tom of Finland working as her stylist now? Methinks he is, because the girl even has a "twink power bottom" haircut. She needs to erase and start over!

Here's RiRi at the MuchMusic awards last night.

Amy Wino packed up her portable crack pipe and a few yards of dead horse hair and headed for the clinic this afternoon after fainting at her home. UsWeekly reports that after Wino fell down or whatever, her daddy took her to the hospital.

Her spokesbitch said, "Bitch just ODed for the 1000th time. No bigee."

Naw, her rep really sad, "Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."

Bitch probably fainted because her crackhive weighs about 15 tons! The doctors are going to have to perform an emergency crackhive extraction. After that, they will change out Wino's blood again. She does that quarterly.

Her rep went on to say that she may have to stay in the hospital overnight for observation. She was probably all giddy at the thought of a morphine drip. They seriously need to close the door, lock it and pray for the best.

Is this dumb bitch dissing Carrie Underwears?! - Hollywood Tuna

Kim KardASSIAN's bathing suits are made of pure elegance - Egotastic!

It's raining gay twinks! - Just Jared

ScarJo and Obama are totally have cyber sex - IDLYITW

You know summer's coming when Matthew McConaughey ditches the shirt - Popsugar

Brit Brit imitates herself - Cityrag

Rebecca Gayfart in a fugly ass bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Paula Abdul returns to the Lakers and her friend scares me - A Socialite's Life

Pam Anderson is totally going to marry Tommy Lee again - Hollywood Rag