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Nicole Kidman totally has her own personal Photoshop wizard, CGI artist and cartoonist to make her look stunningly frozen for photo shoots. She looks like she was made from a mixture of wax and Tommy Girl's crusty sperm. Anyway, the interview is all pretty basic and boring, but Vogue did manage to ask her ass about the rumors that she's faking her pregnancy.

Nicky just laughed at the question and said, "Just look at how I'm sitting here with my legs apart. This is the way you have to sit when you're pregnant." You know the pillow fell out when she spread her legs. Please, my legs are always spread. Does that mean I'm knocked up? Shit, probably.

Visit Style.com did read the rest of the interview. And here's more of Nicky looking like a wax mannequin in an exhibit at the Natural History Museum.

71-year-old George Takei and his 54-year-old man of 21 years signed their lives away today in West Hollywood, CA. George and his honey bunny, Brad Altman, will marry on September 14th. They were among the first gays to pay $70 for a marriage license which is good for 90 days.

George told reporters outside, "It's going to be the only day like this in our lives and it is the only day like this in the history of America. May equality live long and prosper."

All this homo wedding shit is almost putting me in the mood, but I'm too much of a dumb slut to be legally promised to someone. I believe the only reason to marry a bitch is if they have more money than you. If they don't, what's the point?! I know, call me old-fashioned.

And "DAMN" at George being 71. Pepaw looks hot. There must be some anti-aging supplements in George's sperm, because his man's skin is almost perfect. George should bottle that shit. SuluJizz Cream!

And here's some sad news..... Movie star and dancer, Cyd Charisse, passed away today at the age of 86. Her publicist said she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles yesterday after she suffered an apparent heart attack.

She was born Tula Ellice Finklea on March 8, 1921. She starred in such films as "Ziegfeld Follies," "Singin' in the Rain," "The Band Wagon," "Brigadoon" and "Silk Stockings." Band Wagon was always one of my favorites. You should definitely NetFlix it if you haven't seen it.

She is survived by her husband of almost 60 years, Tony Martin, and her 2 children.

Rest in peace, Cyd.....

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Joan Rivers got kicked off of the UK talk show "Loose Women" for using the fuck word on air Joan was talking about interviewing Russell Crowe on the red carpet and said, "He is a piece of - get ready to bleep this. Fucking shit!" Well, the show was live and there was no delay! Joan was asked to get the fuck out during commercial break.

Please, you know the real reason they asked her to leave was because her scary face was frightening all the little children who were watching.

Joan has since apologized, "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It's funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favorite four-letter word is 'shop.'"

It's a good thing she slipped up during a UK TV show. If she fucked up in the US, she would immediately be sent to death row without a trial.

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Should you ever have the misfortune of walking into a bar and seeing Mickey Rourke in a leather vest, a chunky go-go dancer exposing his right nut and another dancer exposing her Proactiv-needing bare ass, immediately turn around and head to the nearest church. You've just been to hell and you need to pray a thousand prayers, so that you never have to go there again.

This much raw fugness in one room should be illegal. I mean, this is how Mickey spent his Father's Day at Rokbar in Miami! Blasphemy!

And some of these pictures are a little NSFWish.

Today is turning out to be a sexy day. First there was La Pequena naked in a dirty ass tub and now here's Dreamboat Doherty washing his privates. He does this about once a year. The bathroom probably smells like rotten bong water. And that contaminated water is going back into the London sewers for the rats to drink. There's going to be some fucked up rats roaming the streets looking for a hit.

The sweet pussy at the beginning of the clip is trying to speak to us with his eyes. He's saying, "Heeeeeelp meeeee..." Hopefully, sweet pussy ate that suspicious looking leaf-thing off the filthy carpet and now he's on cloud fucking nine, forgetting his troubles.

Below is another clip of Dreamy talking about.....hell if I know! I'm not fluent in crackie-talk!

Thanks Mari

Even though Robbie Williams is wearing a lady shirt from Frederick's of Hollywood, I'd still get with that. The mangy mutt laying on his chest might give your crotch a rug burn, but it's worth it.

Here's Robbie and his hairy chichis leaving Villa in West Hollywood last night.

Usher seems to think he knows the reason why there are so many gayelles running around in the world. He told Vibe magazine:

"Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men."

This is coming from a man who married a man! This dumb bitch needs to go sit in the corner and suck a dick.

Visit MTV to read more from Usher's stupid ass interview

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AC Slater reportedly cheated on Karina Smirnoff Ice with some Hooters ho named Meagan Cooper (above). Meagan told E! News they've been doing secret sexy times for about a year now.

Smirnoff Ice went on "Chelsea Lately" last night and was asked about the Hooters ho. Karina got a little teary and said, "You know, I am okay now. I was little bit upset earlier. But there is no easy way to break up, and, especially when you're in the public eye, it's that much harder. But, you know, it could be worse. It could be Divine Brown." Divine Brown has more elegance in the tip of her Lee press-on nail than that Hooters ho has in her whole body. Smirnoff Ice needs to get her facts straight!

Chelsea joked that it might have been worse if Mario cheated on her with a dude. Chelsea shouldn't joke because that's probably the truth.

AC Slater seriously fucked up. He's going to miss Smirnoff Ice's nasally ass mouse voice whispering in his ear every night.

The clip of Smiroff Ice on Chelsea is below for your viewing enjoyment:

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton is back and she's not happy! She's also nekkid! The American flag has never looked this hot. Who cares what I have to say about this hot shit! Grab some KY Jelly and press play! Prepare to be turned on.