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Nick Hogan's whining and bitching paid off. He was transferred out of solitary confinement and into a cell with three other juveniles with a TV. MyFox Tampa Bay reports that he was moved at 4:30pm today. The Sheriff said "the transfer was a result of ongoing assessments of inmate situations."

I'm guessing the Hogans worked as a family to "convince" the Sheriff. Linda worked his peen, Hulk worked his low hangers, Nick worked his taint and Brooke tea bagged him.

Earlier this week, Nick's cry baby ass requested to be put on house arrest because he didn't feel solitary confinement was fair. The judge denied his request.

Nick will have a ball....or two.....or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.

Naw! I'm sure Nick and his new cellmates will all love each other. It will be like "Three's Company," but with more butt sex. What am I saying? "Three's Company" had tons of butt sex!

Thanks Sadie

Lauren Hutton got an award at Bravo's A-List Awards last night and she started her strange speech by saying, "I've been up for 46 hours. It's a long story, but a good one." She was totally partying with Tatum O'Neal. Crackhead memaws gone wild!

She also rattled off a few other Winoisms, but I'm sure nobody was paying attention. They were too busy staring at her bra.

Tom Ford is seen here leaving the Anastasia salon in Beverly Hills after having his eyebrows waxed today. And to think, I thought he was naturally perfect. Don't even think of telling me that he poo poos and pee pees like the rest of us. I will never believe that. I bet he gets his colita waxed though.

Maybe it's the other way around and the Trannycats are slumming it with Brit Brit? I think it's a little of both. So.... Britney Jean shot a small cameo for PCD's new video "When I Grow Up I Want To Be Female." Brit can barely shoot her own videos, but she somehow managed to shoot somebody else's. She shot her scenes separately from the group.

A source told UsWeekly that in the scene, Brit is driving in a car and waves to the Trannycats. She crashes into them, gets out of the car and starts whacking off their dicks with an umbrella. If only.

The source said, "It is genius and you will love it! Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde." The "source" has obviously been hitting the jenkem pipe.

Click here to see the Trannycats performing the song at the MTV Movie Awards. Your ears will choke on its own vomit.

Here's the Trannycats looking like day shift prostitutes on the set of their video yesterday.

On June 3, the po po pulled over a woman at the Green Acres Mobile Home Park in Loveland, Ohio because they suspected she was driving drunk. They found 29-year-old Marya Green with her 1-year-old son on her lap. The drunk bitch was letting him steer the car. She had an 8-year-old and a 5-year-old in the car with her.

They were only taking a little spin around the trailer park! Marya was teaching him how to drive, so that he could pick her up from the titty bar later on. At least she has a designated driver!

Marya's blood alcohol level was at .111. Damn! How many cans of Hamm's beer did she have?

She faces charges of DUI, driving under a suspended license and child engagement. This is her third DUI arrest in 6 years. Her kids were released to their father and CPS were notified.

Last year, there was a similiar case in Indiana. In that case, the dumb bitch let her 5-year-old drive her around. She said he was a "good driver."

Source

Thanks Mat

The stunning and demure CoCo has graced us with her presence after a long absence. She has once again achieved mind-boggling levels of elegance. Her true beauty is astonishing!

She totally looks like Marilyn Monroe in that dress. She should have recreated the famous "dress blowing" scene from "The Seven Year Itch." The Seven Year Snatch is more like it. Actually, the scene wouldn't work with CoCo in it. Her chocha would suck up all the air, so her dress wouldn't move an inch.

Here's CoCo with her pimp, Lunell and stepson at the Hollywood Black Film Festival last night. Damn, I want to have her babies.

Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his pepaw kingdom, but that didn't stop him from having a lovely dinner with his wifey last night. I would normally say that he should stay home and eat Top Ramen if he can't afford his mortgage payments, but he's elderly. If he wants to eat overpriced Chinese food, let him!

And why haven't any of you e-mailed ideas about how to help one of the country's most treasured pepaws? I asked for ideas! You cold-hearted bitches! You send me dolphin porn (don't ask), but not suggestions on how to save Ed's pepaw kingdom!

I'm going to ask Candy Spelling if we can rub her twatty for good luck. Well, she's magic!

AC Slater and Smirnoff Ice have broken up for good this time! Whatever. These two dumb whores are lie-tellers! A couple of months ago, they both denied they were broken up. How could AC Slater lie to me?

Smirnoff's spokeswhore told People, "Karina has parted ways with her two year relationship with Mario Lopez. The relationship wasn’t heading in the right direction.” Translation: His dick was heading in one direction and her vagina was heading in another.

The two skanks began dating in 2006. There have been many rumors that the two have cheated on each other several times. Well, their genitals have been freed into the wild. Slut it up!

Smirnoff Ice just couldn't handle this:

I'm talking about the dog being carried not the two dogs walking. We already know that Nikki Cox has been steadily climbing the fug ladder, but she's bringin Jay Mohr along with her. He was never a hot piece, but he's looking like a slow child toucher more and more every day. Nikki's lips are slowly sucking out any hotness he had in him.

I also think they are planning to do evil things to do that pooch. They are going to feed it to her lips!

Chichiiiiiiiiiis! I could bounce on those beauties for eternity! Shit, I want to move up in there. The plumbing is probably better than my apartment and she won't even notice. Motorboating those things will end in suffocation.

Meet the ravishing beauty known as Maxi Mounds. Maxi's 36MMM chichis has won her the Guinness World Record for the largest breast implants in the world! Mmmmmmm is right!

Maxi's chichis weigh around 20 pounds each and they are still growing thanks to the "polypropylene string" treatment. Metro UK reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.

You know Xtina will look like this in a couple of years. Oh and remember that flat-chested bitch Sheyla Hershey? She's the FFF tittied chick from Texas that wants to beat the world's record. She needs to hang up her no-chichis and call it a day. FAIL!

Below is Maxi in action on "Cristina" a few years ago. I'm in love!!!