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There's a crack pipe, foil and a cut, but where's Waldo? Wait, there he is! Hiding behind Wino. He's obviously fuckity fucked up. The News of the World has hit the crack motherload. A friend of Blaaake's turned over hundreds of private pictures and videos to them. They were taken before Blaaake went off to the chokey.

The videos include Blaaake and Wino in a drug den. Surprise! Wino and a friend singing a song filled with racist slurs. Escandalo! Wino passed out in a crack induced coma. Shocking! Wino jacking off Blaaake while talking on the phone. Nasty!

There's also some video of Blaaake asking Wino to suck him off in a hotel stairwell. Been there, done that, got the STD!

A source said, "Blake's clearly the instigator behind the idea of them having risky public sex. It looks like the camera was a new toy and he wanted to test it out. But the fact is all this will upset millions and millions of fans around the world." NOT! I think her fans would more upset if she didn't do this kind of shit.

Other pictures include Blaaaake taking a bath with another dude. Crackies are so scandalous!

Visit the NOTW to see more pictures and a few clips from the videos.

Honestly, nothing is shocking about any of this shit. Crackies are insane morons. They should never be taken seriously. Plain and simple. They say racist shit, they fuck in public and they don't know how to keep a clean house! Seriously, their crack den is rank! What's wrong with keeping a tidy crack den? Fuck!

It's just us, Jude! Maybe Jude Law saw his head in the mirror before he left and is frustrated that he his chia pet won't grow back. Jude's wide landing strip head doesn't bother me as much as it used it. I'd ride his landing strip to the very end!

If it bothers him so much, he should ask his son if he could borrow some of his! Below is Jude playing with his son Rudy in a London park yesterday. This almost warms my steel heart.

I FUCKING SWEAR! Chicken Cutlets overload. I know what you won't be having for dinner. This is a continuation of this post about PP's press conference yesterday in front of the Chanel store. Well, here's the video courtesy of Hollywood Bubble. Truly amazing. This reminds me of the endearing and humiliating speech I gave when I ran for drama club president in High School. I didn't win. I think I memorized my speech though. PP needed to memorize this shit! Again, this is why she needs me on her legal dream team.

Um...and I don't know what "litigation management" is, but at least they are the best in the Los Angeles!

John Revolta is still working that leather bear daddy look. You know Tommy Girl dresses up like Boo Boo from Yogi Bear and they play "hide the honey pot."

I can't look at these pictures of Johnny without imagining a butt plug in his a-hole, clamps on his nippies and a leather ring on his man clit.

Here's John with Nick Loren at Nick's album release party in NYC last night.

It's Chicken Cutlets day on Dlisted. Yeah, when isn't it PP day? I need rehab and a straitjacket or at least a fingerjacket to keep me from posting about her. Anyway, while PP was busy dealing with Chanelgate '08, "Extra" aired a segment featuring the world famous superstar. The segment was about Z-listers. WTF! Z for Zesty! They call PP the "Queen Bee of the Wannabes." That's "Hot Babe" to you.

Every day I learn something new about PP. Who knew that she was HUGE in Korea. HUGE!

My new ringtone is totally going to be PP saying, "They're jealous little PR BLEEPS that don't like me because I'm famous!"

Wonky is currently shooting her MTV reality show where she's looking for her new main wart popper and best friend. Wonky brought the sad bunch of broads to party at Tao in Las Vegas yesterday. My pennies are on the pregnant bitch in the leopard dress. Wait, is that Jessica Simpson? I knew her career was in the gutter, but damn. Seriously, Pregnant Leopard Bitch looks like she's down for anything including sucking up Wonky's crab babies, which I'm sure is one of the challenges. PLB for the win!

It was a lovely day at the office for Sandra Bullock. She got paid zillions to get on her knees in front of Ryan Reynolds. This scene would look better if he was naked, it was me instead of her and if there was a goose down pillow under my knees. Seriously, I'm not fucking up my knees for any whore.

Ry and Sandy shot scenes for their new movie, "The Proposal" in NYC yesterday. The movie is about some bitchy boss (Sandy) who forces her assistant (Ryan) to marry her so that she won't get deported back to Canada.

This movie was just as awful when it was called "Green Card." Sorry, I can't take Andie MacDowell. I'd rather watch a boxing pussy for 3 hours straight than watch anything with Andie in it. Well, except for "Beauty Shop." That shit was hot.

And what did they do to Sandy's hair? Does this crap show take place in 1997?!

Brit Brit has already mastered the BRITish accent and now she gets to try it out in London. She'll fool everyone. "Howdy-doo y'all! Blahmee! Ballsocks! Chip chip Cheeto!"

Larry Rudolph confirmed that she'll be travel to London next week to shoot a video for "Radar."

Larry told the NY Post, "The theme is her and her girlfriends are going to be looking all around London trying to find a boy who she met in a club. Every time they think they have him, it's someone else. She will be behind the camera as much as possible; she wants to make sure it's exactly right."

We're sorry England, but Jordan and Peter were here a few weeks ago, so this is a fair trade! I'm sure our officials worked it out with your officials.

Speaking of London, where in Cheeto hell is that pooch?! Did he take refuge in Brit Brit's weave? Maybe he IS her weave. I hope officials save his furry ass when she goes through customs.

Here's Brit Brit with London in her weave shopping for furniture yesterday with Larry.

Jesus' half-sister Celestia aka Anne Heche must pay her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, a lump sum of $250,000 and $3,700 a month in child support for their son, Homer. Anne was paying $15,000 a month, but claimed she couldn't afford that shit anymore due to being out of a job.

She will also pay 75% of Homer's private school tuition.

These two nutjobs were married in 2001. Coley filed for divorce in February and that's when the knives came out. Celestia accused Coley of being a porn-loving deadbeat dad. Coley accused her of being crazy. Duh. She does have a book called "Call Me Crazy." She asked for it!

Let this be a lesson! Never trust a grown man with Dennis the Menace hair and never trust....well....never trust Anne Heche!

Anne needs to team up with Ed McMahon and Evander Holyfield for a threesome sex tape. Well, they all need cash and they need it fast!

Source: UsWeekly

The International talent known as Phoebe Denise Price held a press conference for the worldwide media outside of the Chanel store on Robertson Blvd. yesterday to announce her lawsuit against the brand for not allowing her into a party. PP was joined by her dream team of lawyers from the offices of Jacoby & Meyers. No, I don't know which firm they work for.

Chicken Cutlets told the 5 men with cameras media that she was invited to the Chanel party, but the dumb bitch PR girls refused to let her in. She ran home to get her invitation and presented it to the girls, but they accused her of making it up. Phoebe has asked Chanel for a formal apology and has yet to receive one. She will file charges against them so that no celebrity has to go through this again!

When asked if she was planning on throwing out her Chanel earrings, she said that she could not answer the question at this time. She also said she didn't want people going through her garbage to find the earrings. Oh, if you want some Chanel earrings like PP's, go down to Chinatown. I kid, I kid. PP doesn't wear fake trash! Her ears would fall off if she did that.

There's no video right now, but I'll post as soon as it comes in. You know that's some good shit.

Okay, when the trial of the century begins, I'm going to offer PP my services as her style consultant. You do not wear a Valley of the Dolls cocktail dress to a serious press conference! She needed to wear a high-powered business woman's suit and carry a briefcase. Carrying a briefcases shows everyone that you means business. And why is PP throwing the peace sign in front of Chanel? She should be flipping those cunts off!

Lastly, I hope you're all still boycotting the devil known as Chanel! I have not purchased one of their products since....well ever. I have also ripped their ads out of several magazines. Do your part! TEAM CHICKEN CUTLETS! PP must be vindicated!