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This gets a Photoshop Award because I'm convinced that Tranny Clown was wearing her signature red grease on her lips during the shoot. That bitch doesn't leave home without it on. The Photoshop whores changed her lipstick color and also toned down her usual shade of dehydrated diarrhea. Hey, at least they kept the tranny possum's nest on her head.

Xtina shot this ad for Macy's 150th Birfday. They've been around for that long? That makes sense since I've been in some that haven't been renovated for at least 100 years. Tranny Clown's photo will be displayed in Macy's stores nationwide.

You know this bitch thinks she looks like Scarlett O'Hara. Scarlett O'Scara is more like it.

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Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it's because of the word "pussy." During last night's episode of "The F Word" in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.

Gordon said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"

According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints. Have these bitches complaining ever heard Gordon Ramsay speak before? Pussy is probably the tamest word ever to come out of his filthy trap. Pussy is not offensive. PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY!

That drink is called Pussy, but it probably tastes like ass.

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This is the worst news of the day! Sam Talbot, the dreamboat from Top Chef 2, is engaged to some common skank! FUCK! I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy. I'm so mad!

Sam proposed to his Colombian girlfriend, Paola Guerro, this past weekend. Of course, she said yes. If she said no, she would have been institutionalized.

Paola, a t-shirt designer and model, and Sam met last December in Brazil.

Sam told People, "I'm so in love it's unreal. We got engaged this weekend. She's amazing. She's stunning. She takes care of me in many ways. I'm quite lucky." Obviously, that bitch Paola drugged him! The only crazy ho who talks like that is Mimi and....well...you know.

In boring ass political news, John McCain's stupid new ad compares Barack Obama to Brit Brit Spears and Wonky McValtrex.

If you're going to use footage of Brit Brit, at least use recent video of her looking tore up and carrying a Frapp. Do it right.

And if Obama is like Brit and Wonky, does that mean he doesn't wear panties and is going to give us a crotch shot soon? I'm waiting.....

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Feast your eyes on the fattest living pussy in the world! Princess Chunk was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ without an ID tag. The 44-pound pussy was taken to the Camden County Animal Shelter where she was named Princess Chunk by the volunteers. They originally named her Captain Chunk because they thought she was a dude. Rude! She's more like a queen. Queen Mega Puss!

One of the volunteers, Deborah Wright (the ho in the pink), thinks Princess Chunk's owner might have lost her. The owner has until next week to claim her or she goes up for adoption. That fat pussy probably ate her owner!

Deborah told The Post that she's going to put Princess Chunk on a diet and exercise her a bit, "I'm about to put a leash on her and walk her. She could pass for a dog."

Princess Chunk isn't the fattest cat in the world. The fattest weighed in at 46-pounds. It passed away in the 1980s at the age of 10. Have they weighed Parasite Hilton's pussy? That shit is probably the world record holder.

Here's more of Princess Chunk with Deborah. In the third thumbnail, Princess Chunk has her eye on that little pussy. She's looking at her afternoon snack.

What in seaweed hell happened to Gary Dourdan from CSI?! This bitch must be on the bad shit if he really thinks he can pull off a speedo. He could have at least spared the children by wearing a tankini to cover up some of his nastiness. Too much information.

That being said, I'd hit it. Well, he used to be hot and I have an active imagination. I'd have to remove all the mirrors from the room, turn off the lights, blast some Al Green and let him hit it from the back only, but I'd still make it happen.

Somebody spiked the Crackie of Camden's cocktail with Ecstasy and Mitch Wino is going to find the culprit! Can I be there to see the look on his face when he's told that the bitch who spiked Wino was Wino herself? Cue dramatic prairie pussy!

Wino's rep claimed that her little trip to the emergency room on Monday was due to a reaction to some medication. The always delusional Mitch now claims one of Wino's friends slipped her drugs. Mitch is currently waiting for a toxicology report, but he's already gone to the police to tell them his suspicions. They probably laughed until their throat fell out.

A source told The Sun, “He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.”

Mitch thinks that a little E is going to fuck Wino up? You could spike that bitch's drink with a meth lab and she would still keep on ticking. She pops Vitamin Ecstasy for breakfast along with her Vitamin Crack and her Vitamin Heroin.

KANYE TV IS COMING SOON, SQUID BRAINS - Lainey Gossip

Hayden Panatroll hates nerd germs (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Blake Lively in a hot hooker dress - Hollywood Tuna

Tommy Lee is on a mission to bang as many groupies as possible - Hollywood Rag

Antonio Sabato JR is both stupid and gay - Towleroad

David Banda has a brother from another mother - Just Jared

Bar Refaeli is a hot piece - Egotastic!

Nereida Gallard is topless - IDLYITW

Fuggie Fug debuts her new line of shit shoes - Popsugar

Little pussy vs. cardboard tube - Cityrag

Just looking at that blood box makes me feel dizzy. Give me an orange!

My favorite little crackie, Amy Wino, received a special delivery outside of her home today. Let's not jump to conclusions! This could be anything. Yes, it could mean she's a vampire and this is a special gift from Marc Anthony's personal stash. It could also be a crack dealer pretending to be a blood delivery man. She could also be giving a blood....ugh....I'm feeling queezy again.

I don't know whether to hold my head and dry weep for Wino or to pass out at the thought of her giving blood.

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It's official! Amy Wino will have nothing to do with the next Bond theme. Producers announced that Alicia Keys and Jack White of The White Stripes will join forces for the "Quantum of Solace" theme song. This is the first duet in Bond song history.

Jack wrote and produced the song called "Another Way to Die." Another way to die is by listening to this song. Snap! Jack also sings with Alicia on the track.

These two are kind of an odd couple. The producers probably threw a bunch of names in a hat and pulled out two. Oh why didn't they pull out Grace Jones and Charo? WHY?!

Oh well! That's that! I was really looking forward to hearing Wino's crackie call on the next Bong (typo and it stays) song.

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