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What in Hobie hell happened to Jeremy Jackson?! Do you remember this bitch? He played The Hoff's twink son Hobie on "Baywatch." That explains everything, right? The meth stick obviously hit this bitch right in the face.

This crazy bitch was arrested when he was 19 because the cops found a meth lab in his house! 27-year-old Jeremy is sober now. Yes, he's 27. He may look like a chewed-up Slim Jim, but he still looks younger than Ali Lohan.

The red in his eye is probably his pupil crying blood tears after seeing Jeremy's face in the mirror.

With all that being said, yes I'd hit it. Wait, I know he has meth face, but do you think he has meth dick too?

Here's Jeremy with some tramp at the opening of Christian Audigier's club in Las Vegas last night. I also threw in some pictures of Bai Ling, because her extreme glamour should never go unnoticed.

Did Mark Ronson and his child skank, Daisy Lowe, buy their clothes at a children's costume shop? Her shirt (if you can call it that) and his pants are too fucking tiny. It really hurts my black heart when sexy bitches like Mark Ronson fight the hotness. There's no need for it.

Somebody please tell Mark that looking like Pee-Wee Herman's younger and slower brother is not cute.

Over two years ago, I first posted about the out of control pussy in Connecticut named Lewis. This was one angry pussy. In 2006, the neighborhood of Sunset Circle in Fairfield, CT found themselves terrorized by Lewis. He ambushed a dozen people, scratching at their asses. Some had to go to the hospital. Lewis even attacked the Avon lady! Well, he's a Mary Kay kind of pussy.

After all his neighbors complained, Lewis was put on house arrest and his owner, Ruth Cisero, was put on a special probation. She had to keep Lewis inside at all times and complete community service. If Lewis was every caught outside, he would be sent to pussy heaven (or hell?) and she would face up to 6 months in jail. She was also charged with reckless endangerment.

Well, a lot has changed in two years. Lewis has been tamed. Pussy control! A judge has thrown out the charge against Ruth, because she's kept Lewis inside and the neighborhood is happy.

Hmmmm....something tells me we haven't heard the last of Lewis. He's been keeping a low profile, sharpening his nails, practicing his Kung-Fu skills and waiting for just the right moment to bust out and get his revenge on all those bitches that had him locked up! Lewis will have the last meow.

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The lady behind Tommy Girl looks like she's just seen a ghost and she has! The Ghost of Kate Holmes. WTF?! Bitch looks like she's just seen Tommy Girl's raw yes-yes-hole. Tommy needs to throw his bottle of Poppers in her face, because the ho looks like the walking dead. Even Skeletor would say to her, "Girl, you look beat." You see what fake kissing Tommy Girl does to a bitch?

Tommy Girl should not wear his cowboy hat outside of his Scientology dungeon. Tommy, save the hat for your "play dates" with John Travolta. They totally re-enact scenes from "Urban Cowboy." John plays Sissy and Tommy plays Bud.

And Suri totally looks drunk! Homegirl had too many barleywatertinis. Can you blame her? If I was her, I'd be drinking straight-up lab grade ethanol.

Connor is like the Marilyn Munster of that family. You can tell he's over their fuckery. I can't wait for the tell-all.

Here's more of alien cowgirl, robot baby, Stepford zombie and Marilyn Munster in Telluride, CO yesterday.

According to The Sun, Vadge has asked crazy ass Brit Brit to join her onstage during some dates on her "Sticky & Sweet" tour. It really should be called the "Dry & Sour."

Anyway, Brit Brit is reportedly also going to shoot a video for Vadge's tour in NYC tomorrow. Brit Brit coming to NYC?! Shit, I better buy a couple of Cheeto bags today, because Brit Brit is going to wipe out the city's supply.

MadonnaTribe claims the video will play during a mash-up of Human Nature and Gimme More.

Vadge is also talking to Brit Brit about performing with her during some shows. A Source said, “There’s no doubt that her and Britney together will spell fireworks again. If anyone can mastermind a Britney comeback, it’s Madonna. Lots of people will be hoping there’s a repeat of the kissing incident a few years ago.” That shit isn't shocking anymore! Even Brit Brit tossing Vadge's salad isn't shocking. Scratch that. That would never happen, because Brit Brit doesn't eat vegetables.

A Brit Brit and Vadge reunion is boooooring. Vadge really needs to team up with the star's of tomorrow. Of course, I'm talking about La Pequena. Vadge was born to sing a duet of "La Isla Bonita" with La Pequena. I still wouldn't pay 350 clams to see it, but it would be hot. Seriously, that bitch is charging $350! 5 high-class and delicious dinners at Red Loster or watching a memaw thrusting her vag over and over again? Red Lobster wins every time.

Here's some pics of wet Vadge, Lourdes, Guy Ritchie and David in NYC today. Someone is definitely getting beheaded for not keeping Vadge dry.

HoHan continued to celebrate her 42nd 22nd birfday by going to the gayest place on earth....Disneyland! Actually, the Crystal Cathedral in Garden Grove, CA is the gayest place on earth. Disneyland is a close second.

HoHan was joined by SamRo and her much older sister Ali Lohan. Is Ali fucking wearing a choker?! I have to hand it to her. She's really committed to looking like a middle-aged, twice-divorced officer manager from the early 90s.

You know they only went on the Alice in Wonderland ride so that SamRo's little finger could fall down HoHan's fire rabbit hole. Hopefully, they also hit up the Haunted Mansion ride, because that's really the best place in Disneyland to do sexy sexy times on the down low. So I've heard.

Here's more gayelles in Wonderland on Thursday along with some pics of SamRo playing gross music for a bunch of skanks at Tao Beach in Las Vegas yesterday.

Brangelina's golden twins have not even step foot on mortal ground yet and they are already being honored. Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France said that the twin chosen ones will always be considered honorary citizens of his city.

Saint Angelina is currently resting on her ivory throne in the Lenval Hospital in Nice waiting to bestow the world with our new messiahs. The mayor believes that the twins being born in his city is a great honor.

The mayor told reporters on Friday, "That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction. We are very happy for this choice of Mrs. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt and I want to say to them that I wish a lot of joy to them and the babies, and great success for all of their lives. All their lives they will be Nicois and all their life they will be able to come to Nice and we will receive them with great honor."

Even the mayor of Nice is a Brangaloonie! Personally, I think being named honorary citizens is not good enough for these two perfect humans. They should be given the National Order of the Legion of Honor. Fuck, just name them the Queens of the Universe already.

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Sorry, but Jenny McCarthy won this round. Jim Carrey may have the attitude and it looks like RuPaul's "Supermodel" is playing in his head while he's working that swimsuit, but the bitch did not come prepared.

First of all, that suit makes his badonkadonk look fat. His chichis could use a little padding AND homegirl didn't wax her crotch jungle. Take some NADS to that mess! WAIT!? And is that cellulite I see on Jim? Quick! Get Phoebe Price and her cellulite-finding magnifying glass to get to the bottom of this.

Jim, next time try a Miraclesuit tankini.

Here's more of Jenny and Jim being bored and entertaining the paparazzi outside their shack in Malibu yesterday.

Mia Michaels - Dance choreographer and lead gayelle on "So You Think You Can Dance?" She is a lezzie, right?

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