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The Crackie of Camden is a straight-up whore! Amy Wino was spotted bar-hopping with some new dirty dude last night. Can you blame these dudes? They are obviously charmed by her sexy crabhive. Seriously, click on the first thumbnail below and you'll see what I'm talking about. The carpet does match the drapes! Homegirl need to lift up her jeans and protect her crack bush. That's what the suspenders are for!

Earler in the night, the Rage of Wino returned! Some fan was camped outside her apartment, waiting to get pictures of her. When Wino got home, she wasn't in the mood and she attacked his ass by punching him in the jaw. Bitch missed her calling. She needs to quit the crack business and become an ultimate fighter.

Wino has been so angry lately. Someone really needs to spike the bitch's crack with a little Valerian. It might calm her crazy ass down.

Nicole Richie got bitchie (I know, I had to) early this morning outside of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. TMZ reports that Nicole and some other skeezer got into it at the valet stand around 1 this morning. Apparently, Nicole got so wild that security was called in to take her hood rat ass off hotel property. Awww...Nicole still has it! Sad Clown Baby hasn't changed her.

The pictures of Nicole in the green dress and rhinestone belt on her head were taken inside the Hard Rock Hotel last night. She partied with her man, the rest of Good Charlotte and Carey Hart.

Bless Nicole's midget heart for trying to get all rough and shit. That's like when a chihuahua starts yapping at your ass thinking it's tough shit. You just have to sigh and laugh a little on the inside. It's endearing!

Here's also some pictures of bad ass Nicole on the Fourth of July in Malibu with some dick bag in neon sunglasses.

Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Birth Name: Mia Michaels

Original Date of HS of the Day: July 5, 2008
Claim to Fame: Mia is a dance choreographer from Florida. She's worked with Vadge, Celine Dion, Prince, the Cirque du Soleil sluts and many other whores.

Where is she now? Mia is currently a guest judge and choreographer on "So You Think You Can Dance?"

Why is she HS of the Week? Because bitch reminds me of my high school drama teacher. She's pure emotion. Mia also claims to be strictly dickly....for now.

In this interview with Curve Magazine, she said, "I've always been with men. But I am also a very free spirit and I believe that who we fall for is more about the human spirit and not sexuality. I've been with men because that's who I have connected to at this point in my life. But who's to say? I have no idea what tomorrow will bring or who I'm going to meet. That's just how I look at it." Basically, she's a straight gayelle aka a HoHan.

AND! Mia's daddy was the original Marlboro Man!

If that isn't a pussy in distress, I don't know what it is. Pussy with "suicide face" is a sad sight to see! Anycrackie, The Sun takes us into the immaculate and stunning crack den of Dreamboat Doherty! I'm sure there was a bidding war with Elle Decor for these gorgeous photos. I especially love the blood-stained walls in his state-of-the-art kitchen. That was a cozy touch and I'm sure interior decorators everywhere are going to copy his style.

Dreamy's bedroom is just as charming. I'm sure the whores on CSI would have a fucking field day with that bed. That bed will make even the toughest black light explode into a million pieces.

Don't be jealous while going through the photos of Dreamy's crack den. I'm sure it took a lot of crack smoking and heroin snorting for Dreamy's den to look that filthy gorgeous. Also, don't let Blaaaake see the picture of Dreamboat riding Amy Wino!!!

It's been a long ass time since I've done a "Panty Creamer of the Day," but I felt that Ryan Gosling's hotness was deserving of the title. Usually, I don't go for this kind of bland bitch, but I don't know what it is about him. He's a sizzling piece of bacon on a stack of hot maple-syrup covered pancakes. Yes, I know he's Canadian.

Here's Ryan buying me something special in West Hollywood yesterday.

Excerpts from Christopher Ciccone's tell-all on his sister Madonna are slowly being leaked. The book is supposed to be filled with "explosive" shit from Vadge's life, but so far it sounds about as explosive as a boiled carrot.

So far, the only interesting story is about Vadge and Fishsticks Paltrow tongue fucking at a party. According to Christopher, Vadge was dancing on top of a table at Donatella Versace's New Year's Eve party when she dragged Fishy up to join her. Suddenly, Vadge grabbed Fishy and kissed her on the mouth. Puke city! I'm sorry, but I do not like dried-up raisins with my fishsticks.

It's surprising that Fishsticks didn't end up in the emergency room. Vadge's buff ass tongue probably knocked half of Fishy's teefs out of her mouth. Seriously, Vadge's tongue could beat Floyd Mayweather, Jr. in a boxing match.

La Pequeña better submit her newest video to Oscar voters, because this is some award-winning shit! This lil' bitch channels Ingrid Betancourt and everything in this YouTube is top-notch! La Pequena broke the bank with this masterpiece. You know this shit was directed by Steven Spielberg.

I had no idea who Ingrid Betancourt was, so I wikied this ho:

Ingrid Betancourt Pulecio is a Colombian-French politician, former senator and anti-corruption activist. Betancourt was kidnapped by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) on February 23, 2002, and rescued from captivity six and a half years later in Operation Jaque, along with 14 other hostages (three Americans and 11 Colombian policemen and soldiers), by Colombian security forces on July 2, 2008, who tricked the FARC into believing they were a leftist non-governmental organization.[2][3]

In all, she was held captive for 2,321 days after being taken while campaigning for the Colombian presidency as a Green. She had decided to campaign in an area of high guerrilla presence in spite of warnings from the government, police and military not to do so. While her kidnapping received media coverage worldwide this was particularly so in France due to her dual French citizenship, and the government of France participated as a facilitator for the release of Betancourt and all prisoners held by the FARC guerrillas.

DAMN! I'm telling you, the Best Actress Oscar has been wrapped up. Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore and all those other weepy ass hos better have their movies pushed back to 2009, because they are done. La Pequeña is taking it. The Academy will have to make a special mini-Oscar for her hot ass.

Shit, even Hilary Duff is going to be nominated for her contribution.

Seriously though, it took me a while to realize La Pequeña wasn't playing Bindi Irwin.

Thanks Dan

Did my nemesis CHERYL BURKE not get my message?! Bitch is not allowed to go outside during "Dancing with the Dumb Whores'" off-season! She's just fucking with me and I don't like it one bit. Look at her smiling at the camera and acting like everything is okay. Skank needs to cover up her deep fried Cinnabon ass and stay indoors!

I swear, this moppy-headed whore is putting me on the fast track to the looney bin. If she keeps it up, my friends and family will find me in the bathroom with glazed eyes, clutching a dirty mop head while muttering, "cherylburkecherylburke....cherylburke....cherylburke..."

Memaw Omkari Panwar - The world's oldest mommy. 70-year-old Omkari gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, in India after taking IVF treatment. Omkari and her husband have two daughters and five grandchildren, but they were really desperate to have a boy, so they spent their savings and took out a loan for IVF treatment. She delievered two months early via c-section. Yeah, her vagina is retired.

Omkari said, "We already have two girls but we wanted a boy so that he could have taken care of our property. This boy and girl are God's greatest gift to us."

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