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A bunch of grouchy whores had the audacity to boo Amy Wino at the V Festival in Staffordshire tonight. They booed because Wino was 20-minutes late, forcing her band to entertain the crowd while everyone waited. What the hell do these bitches expect? It's the fucking Crackie of Camden! I would boo her ass if she wasn't 20-minutes late!

Wino finally showed up and did her signature heroin shake through a few numbers. She got booed again when she dedicated her song "Wake Up Alone" to Blaaaaaake. For fucking real! Did the crowd not realize who they were seeing. Again, I would hiss at her crackie ass if she didn't scream "Blaaaake" at least 5 times! I'm surprised Wino didn't pull out a gun and shoot their asses. Or better yet, spit at them. A Wino loogie is more dangerous than a bullet.

Here's more of Wino looking like a cracked out version of the scab I just picked off while performing at the V Festival.

I know HoHan and SamRo are supposed to be hipster lezzies or something, but damn! Can't they wear something else besides Ray-Bans? Now, I've been known to put on a pair of Wayfarers now and then, but now it's hard for me to do so without thinking about these coochie lickers. Damn then! Ray-Ban better be paying them the big bucks.

Here's these two buying a bunch of dumb shit they don't need in Los Angeles yesterday. All they do is fucking shop. They need to turn up the action. I'm waiting for the sex tape to hit the internets. I wanna see these two bump cokey ginas, smash pies, mack on a ham wallet, grill up a furburger.....something. Actually, I take that back. That would not be the gayelle sex tape of my dreams. Now a Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon sex tape is a different story.

It's Gordon "You Stupid Donkey" Ramsey! Speaking of donkeys, Gordon is not hung like one. A baby donkey, maybe. A fetus donkey? Yeah, that's more like it.

I think we finally found Ashley Tisdale's old nose! It's in Gordon's speedo. And yes, I'd let him go balls deep. Actually, I'd let him go balls in, because something tells me the peen just won't be enough.

Everyone has been talking about this supposed Bigfoot that was found by two twats in Georgia. Even CNN covered this shit. Although, that's not saying much. The two lie-tellers, a cop on medical leave and a former corrections officer, held a press conference in Palo Alto, CA yesterday to talk about their discovery.

Basically, we didn't learn shit! Well, we learned the address of their website (AGAIN) and they brought an e-mail from some entomologist bitch who tested three DNA samples. One sample was human, one was a possum and the other was Robin Williams. No, the other couldn't be tested due to "technical problems." Yeah, probably because it's fucking polyester.

The dudes did not show the body, because they are waiting for scientists to exam it. Um....I'm not a scientist and I can already tell you that thing is a Danny DeVito costume with Vienna sausages on top of it. Or maybe Parasite Hilton wet queefed on it?

They also announced they are giving Bigfoot-hunting tours in Georgia for $499. What's to hunt? I mean, isn't he already dead?

Below is a clip from the press conference. You can also visit Cryptomundo for many more details.

Even though these dudes are all kinds of fake, I'd still hit it on a gorrilla costume covered in fish jizz.

The lion from Vadge's "Like a Virgin" video - In honor of Vadge's semicentennial birthday celebration, I want to highlight the hos who have contributed to her massive success. Like a Virgin is one of my favorite Vadge videos and the lion is the true star of it. Without him, Vadge would be nowhere! Skip to 2:20 to see the lion's best moment.

Madonna (50)
Rumer Willis (20)
Vanessa Carlton (28)
George Stults (33)
Emily Robison (36)
Donovan Leitch (40)
Steve Carell (46)
Timothy Hutton (48)
Laura Innes (49)
Angela Bassett (50)
James Cameron (54)
Kathie Lee Gifford (55)
Dee Hoty (56)
Lesley Ann Warren (62)
Julie Newman (75)
Frank Gifford (78)