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Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I'm not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley's "Real Love." But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, "Stop trying to be Posh! You are not a fashion icon!" You know she would rather be wearing khakis from Talbots and a polo shirt from J. Crew. She's a sad little robot, because she's been forced to wear this crap!

Although, these would make some good "escape jeans." She can hide Suri in one leg.

Did Kim Kardashian replace Nicole Scherzingwhatever as the lead lip-syncher of the Trannycat Dolls? Who the hell is that tranny?

What's sad is that my 4-year-old cousin worships these skanks. I seriously better not hear about her driving around on her Princess Big Wheel, wearing her mother's Playtex bra while singing about how when she grows up she wants boobies. I will slap her mom with a dirty chankla if that ever happens.

And I'd love to see these hos actually riding those bikes. Something tells me there would be a lot of falling trannies.

Naw, I'm lying. I don't want a smile from MiserAlba. I like it when she's her true self: grouchy, angry and miserable!

She looks like she's holding a fart in. Shit, she's probably been holding in a fart for years. That shit will turn you black inside.

MiserAlba is probably one of those types that when she gets mad, she doesn't flip out at you, she let's the anger stew and gives you the silent treatment for a few days. When you ask her, "What's wrong?" She rolls her eyes, snaps her tongue off her teeth and gives a "Pfff!" She continues to walk around the house, slamming doors and huffing every time she sees your ass.

Here's MiserAlba with Baby Honor leaving some medical joint yesterday. What in mummy hell is on her feet? It looks like it takes a lot of work to put on those fugly things. And that security dude didn't open up the door for her! He's going to get a little slip with his next check that says, "You're fired! I hate you! Love, MiserAlba".

If you haven't yet seen the 30-minute preview for Rachel Zoe's reality show on Bravo, you should try and catch that shit. I think they're pretty much re-running it every hour on the hour. I never knew Chupa's husband was so.....creepy. He might not be gay, but his hair surely is. He looks like Chupa created him out of pubic hair from a homo, candle wax and Ken Doll parts.

Anyway, Chupa is doing press for her shit show and she was asked what she eats all day. She told Harper's Bazaar (via P6), "It's not that I don't eat. I eat." When asked what she has for lunch, she answered, "Truth? I don't. I'm not a lady who lunches; it's a lull in the day." She went on to say, "When I'm on downtime like on vacation . . . I take care of myself. But when it's me working on my own, it's 7 p.m. and I've had coffee and a grapefruit." Hmmm....

Chupa eats! She just doesn't want to admit what she eats. She feasts on pills, small woodland creatures, children's hair and virgin's blood. You know, the Trollsen diet!

Yesterday, I posted an entry from a blog that was supposedly created by Vadge's brother, Christopher Ciccone. Well, the entire blog has since been removed. It was starting to get good too. I figured it was a fake, but I'm just going to make myself believe that it was real and Vadge wrapped her roided-up vagina around it, putting an end to the fun. If you give an eff, you can read that shit from this cached page.

The latest entry is about Vadge getting attacked by a golden retriever during a photo shoot. Thank you fake Christopher Ciccone for giving me the image of Vadge getting bit by a dog named Micky.

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Louise Robey - Star of the horror TV show "Friday the 13th: The Series," which ran from 1987-1990. In the mid-80s she recorded an album as "Robey."

Below is the video for her cover of "One Night in Bangkok." This video is fucking amazing. They don't make them like this anymore.

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Bernie Mac passed away this morning at the young age of 50. I really don't know what to say. I'm pretty shocked. I knew he was in the hospital with pneumonia, but his rep said he was in stable condition and said he would be released in a few days. Sadness.

His rep issued this statement: "[He] passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital. No other details are available at this time. We ask that his family's privacy continues to be respected."

He is survived by his wife and daughter.

He was seriously an amazing comedian and performer. I have nothing funny to say.

Rest in peace, Bernie Mac....

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