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Apparently, MTV's TRL is still on, but not for long. MTV has cut off that bitch after 10 years. The executive producer of TRL said the show's final episode will be a 2-hour special airing on a Saturday afternoon in November. He went on to say that TRL isn't ending for good, but they felt it was the right time to give it a break.

That makes sense. I mean, TRL does show music videos and MTV obviously doesn't care about those anymore, so it no longer fits in. I'm sure they will replace TRL with some badly-acted faux reality show.

TRL should have shut their doors in 2001 after Mimi's epic ice cream meltdown (clip above). Seriously, they would have ended on a high note. HIGH being the key word. I never understood the point of TRL until I watched Mimi go crazy on it. That's when I realized that the only TRL was born was to give us that moment. And for that, I thank TRL.

Get Megan Fox a barf bag. If she has to see little Miley Cyrus shake her shit for Mickey Mouse one more time, she's going to up chuck a bunch of David Silver jizz.

In an interview with GQ Magazine, Megan explains why she hates the baby whore machine known as Disney. She said: “With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”

When the interviewer tells her that she probably just dug her own grave. She responded: “Yeah, that was probably a bad move—they own everything. But it’s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”

They make them wear belly shirts?! That should be a fucking crime in itself. Nobody should ever wear belly shirts. Ever. Well, only this dude should be allowed, but nobody else!

You know, Megan can't act her way out of a used condom, but I still like her. She's a filthy whore who isn't afraid to stand up for fellow sluts! Yes, the Mickey Mouse Mafia will probably put a hit out on her ass, but it's worth it.

Megan also talked about this picture of her grabbing David Silver's salchicha. In typical slut fashion, Megan shrugged it off as not being a big deal:“I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.”

Megan is a breath of fresh whore! Finally, a slut who is proud of being a slut and isn't about to apologize for it! That's right, us sluts just "cup" dick in public and there's nothing wrong with that!

Or at least tell me she's on the phone with Rojo Caliente!

It was a busy weekend for Rojo's other-half, Cynthia Nixon. Not only did she take part in the Komen Race for the Cure in NYC yesterday, but she also won an Emmy for her guest role on "Law & Order: SVU." Cynthia was everywhere this weekend, but Rojo Caliente was nowhere to be found! I spent at least 20-minutes searching for pictures of our beautiful gayelle goddess from this past weekend. I have ADD, so 20-minutes is a long time for me.

Sigh. I'll guess I must come to terms with the fact that Rojo is a rare creature. She's like a unicorn. You hardly see her, but when you do, it's magic. Wait. Mimi, I didn't mean Rojo is an actual unicorn! Quick! Stop Mimi before she heads to Brooklyn to capture Rojo!

Here's more pictures of Mrs. Rojo Caliente at Race for the Cure. The memaw behind her in the pink cap is really hot.

While one of the dudes from CNN reported in front of the Lehman Brothers building in NYC on the scary shit that's going on, Sal and Richard from The Howard Stern Show kissed and rubbed each other's bodies in the background. It sounds sexier than it looks. Picture two mangy squirrels sucking the fleas off of each other.

The best part is when the anchor lady describes it as two men making light of the situation by pretending to "console" each other. That's not called consoling! It's called hot, gay passion!

VIA Towleroad

Now that AC Slater is the new host of Extra, he wants to be taken seriously, so he has promised to never pose shirtless in photos again. He told People: "My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me. My TV projects are my main priority. And no, you will never see me host Extra without a shirt."

Mario Lopez is good for two things: prancing around like a pretty fairytale princess and posing topless. If he's not going to do either of those things, then he needs to quietly check into the nearest retirement home. His services are no longer needed.

But wait! Mario went on to say that he won't take his shirt off for photo shoots, but he will take it off for "Nip/Tuck." Yeah, he's confusing. Mario will reprise his role this season. He said: "Dr. Mike might not be taking anymore showers at the gym with Christian, but he will lose his shirt."

All the body waxing he does is fucking with his brains. You know what, I change my mind. AC Slater, keep the shirt on and while you're at it, put on a muzzle too.

The last time I tried to step into a church, the sky went dark, the ground started shaking and my skin started to heat up. I got the hint and immediately vacated the premises and headed to the nearest bar. That's where I belong. Because of that incident, I have no idea what people wear to church anymore.

Here's 15-year-old Miley Cyrus with her 20-year-old maybe boyfriend, underwear model Justin Gaston, going to church in Pasadena, CA yesterday. If church is filled with hot panty models wearing tank tops, then I know where I'm spending my Sunday afternoons. I can't go inside, but I can watch the eye candy from across the street.

Miley's lazy possum of daddy doesn't seem to mind that his daughter is dating a 20-year-old underwear model, because he went to church with them. Justin was also a contestant on "Nashville Star," which Billy Ray hosted.

Billy Ray has nothing to worry about. Miley is saving herself for marriage. You know, the "Disney way." I'm sure they spend their nights eating milk and cookies and watching PG-13 rated movies. Seriously, I think that's all they're doing, because the dude looks like he foams at the mouth at the sight of a big dick.

Click here to see some of Justin's finest work.

Birthday: December 10, 1974
Age: 33
Birth Name: Etty Lau

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 13, 2008
Claim to Fame: Etty is the graceful and ravishing wife of Perry Farrell. She met Perry on a Jane's Addiction tour. She was a dancer. And by "dancer" I mean stripper. Etty and Perry married in 2002. They have two sons together, Hezron Wolfgang and Izzadore Bravo. Those names get me every time.

Where is she now? When Etty isn't busy perfecting her tuck, she performs with Perry in the band Satellite Party. All the songs Perry wrote for the band are based around his relationship with Etty.

Why is she HS of the Week? If Shauna Sand was abducted by lucite-obsessed aliens, Etty would become the most elegant thing on the planet. On second thought, one of Shauna's exquisite lucite heels would win that title, but Etty would be a close second.

Is Kate Beckinsale wearing a dress made of tissue paper vulvas?! - Popsugar

Kim KardASSIAN's picture used in some diet ad (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Brooke Hogan is more of a man than her douche-looking boyfriend will ever be - Egotastic!

Did Ashley Jizzdale get more work done? - Hollywood Tuna

Speaking of plastic, did Posh get a new nose? - Lainey Gossip

Brangelina are the most powerful pair on the planet. Blah. Yes, we know already - Just Jared

Rose McGowan needs a heaping serving of STFU - IDLYITW

Christina Ricci makes faces - Cityrag

Kim Kardashian with the only people that will vote for her big ass on "Dancing with the Has-Beens" - Hollywood Rag

Before we get into this non-story about Aubrey O'Day, I must comment on that poor poochie. This picture is fucking with the fragile parts of my very soul. Someone get Peta on the clam! That dog looks like a melting Firecracker Popsicle. It's holding on to her skank stick for dear life while trying to covers its private areas from the paps. I'll have my dog send Aubrey's pooch a care package of OxiClean, nail polish remover and puppy panties.

Now on to the non-story! Aubrey recently told OK! that she turned down a role in the new "90210" show in order to do "Hairspray" on Broadway. No, the role she turned down was not the female lead. It wasn't even the Jessica Walter part. Although, Aubrey can easily pull off playing a drunk senior citizen.

The important role was the girl who gets caught sucking Ethan's dick in the pilot episode! I'm sorry, but there's no way I would miss out from having "girl sucking dick in car" on my resume.

Aubrey probably turned down the role when she was told that she couldn't actually suck his dick.

62-year-old Davy Jones' somehow got it in his mind that it was a good idea to show off his pepawchichis while performing in Staten Island, NY this past weekend. Damn. His tittays are no joke. They look like if you slap them, they'll slap you back. I'd love to see a boxing match between Aretha Franklin's champion chichis and Davy's moobs. Obviously, Aretha's rack would be the winner, but Davy would put up a good fight.

And yes, I'd let him hit it, but only from the back. Although, Davy would need to pile his boobies into a Playtex Cross Your Heart bra, because those things look like they have the power to knock me out.