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When I told my mother Paul Newman passed away today, she was so upset that she had to get off the phone. When I read the comments here on Dlisted and other websites, people only had amazing things to say about him. Not just nice things, amazing things. Family, friends and co-stars of Paul also expressed their sadness with the world over his death. Robert Redford's statement made me a little teary.

“Paul Newman played many unforgettable roles. But the ones for which he was proudest never had top billing on the marquee. Devoted husband. Loving father. Adoring grandfather. Dedicated philanthropist...Always and to the end, Dad was incredibly grateful for his good fortune. In his own words: 'It’s been a privilege to be here.' He will be profoundly missed by those whose lives he touched, but he leaves us with extraordinary inspiration to draw upon. During this difficult time, we ask for privacy for our family.” - Paul's three daughters with Joanne Woodward: Elinor, Melissa and Claire

"There is a point where feelings go beyond words. I have lost a real friend. My life—and this country—is better for his being in it." — Robert Redford

"It is a real loss not just for me, but all the people in the world who knew him and that he connected with. Paul touched so many lives and mine especially -- we were friends for over 50 years." - A.E. Hotchner, Paul's longtime friend and business partner

"I was blessed to have known him. The world is better because of him. Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - Sally Field

"Paul was a very fine actor and a really good race driver. But mostly, he personified humanity -- always taking care of those who were less fortunate. For me, this will be his legacy." - David Letterman

"He was my hero." - Julia Roberts

"He set the bar too high for the rest of us. Not just actors, but all of us." - George Clooney

Here's just a few pictures of Paul throughout the years. A class act, a really hot man and a legend in every way!

Our little Chicken Cutlets is all grown up! It was only 21 (plus 2o or 30) years ago that our very own "Hot Babe of the Year" came into this world to bring some poultry glamour into our dreary lives! Who knew that the little Southern belle from Alabama would become an international supermodel and icon to just me millions?

Please microwave a small chicken cutlet, spread a little cream cheese on it, stick a candle in it and make a wish for PP as you take a trip down memory lane.

Cholas loves Sharpies, Clay Gayken adores peen and Amy Wino has hit another bitch in the face. The Sun reports that after the Crackie of Camden was a complete mess during her goddaughter's performance at the End Of Summer Ball, she crack punched a dancer in the face after she asked for a picture. Well, that's Wino's way of saying "not today!"

The lady dancer, Sherene Flash, called the police and they showed up to the event to take her statement. I'm sure they loved that. They probably rolled their eyes at Sherene and told her to take a number. The police also told Sherene they would talk to Wino at a later time.

A source said: “Sherene asked Amy if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out. She was getting distressed. There was a lot of grabbing and flashbulbs were going off. She was startled.”

Okay, if you get near Wino, you deserve to get slapped in the teeth. I would only get near her if I had a box of ice pops with me. She would never hit someone with ice treats in their hands. Well, she would take the ice pops first and then headbutt you, but at least you'd have a few non-violent seconds with her.

And you know who deserves to get smacked in the fucking mouth? Mitch Wino! He needs to pull his fat mouth away from the microphone and come take care of this girl.

Can someone tell Wonky McValtrex that she is not Olivia Newton-John and this is not Grease. Besides, her chicken bone legs don't look right in latex pants. She looks like a greasy drumstick in a condom. The only time latex should touch her is on the inside of her cavernous wasteland of a birth canal. Even then, you know her coochie burns it up. Poor crabs. They are probably suffocating to death because Wonky's skank pants are so tight. Their burning up! It's like a damn clambake up in her chocha.

Here's Cousin shIT looking like a weepy skeezer from down south and Uncle Fester attending a private screening of her upcoming total waste of money/Kodak film bomb 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' held at the Abbey in West Hollywood last night.

The love of one Frapp just isn't enough for Brit Brit anymore, so she needs two to satisfy her. A Frapp threesome! She can't wait to get inside the privacy of her own vehicle and let them sword fight in her mouth. The winning Frapp gets to drop a little whipped cream on her Cheeto titty sacks. You know, Brit deserves to indulge in a little Frapp passion.

Round One goes to NBC! Yesterday, a judge ruled that the Weinstein Company cannot move Heidi Klum and her bitches to the Chamomile Tea Network (aka Lifetime) for now. The show is currently shooting its sixth season in Los Angeles. It was supposed to premiere on Lifetime in January.

NBC issued this statement after the judge's ruling: "HAHAHAHA! Take your holiday sweaters and shove them up your dry vaginas!" No, they really said this:

"NBC Universal is pleased that the court granted our motion for a preliminary injunction against the Weinstein Company," the media powerhouse said in a statement.

"The overwhelming evidence demonstrated that the Weinstein Company violated NBC Universal's right of first refusal to future cycles of Project Runway. After hearing all of the evidence, the court issued an order prohibiting the Weinstein Company from taking the show or any spinoff to Lifetime."

Lifetime just said they were "disappointed." Duh. That goes without saying. They paid $150 million for that shit! I hope they kept the receipt.

They will all be back in court on October 15th.

Court shit is so boring. Lifetime and NBC should handle this the glamorous way: CAGE FIGHT! You knew I was going to say that. In one corner we have Meredith Baxter-Burney, Tracey Gold and Valerie Bertinelli. In the other corner we have Rachel "Chupacabara" Zoe, Kim Vo and Tabatha Coffey! Tim Gunn can put on a bikini and be the round card girl!

I have some sad, sad, heartbreaking news. Hollywood legend, humanitarian and possibly one of the hottest men to walk the face of this earth, Paul Newman, passed away yesterday at the age of 83 at his home in Westport, CT. His spokesperson said he had died after a battle with cancer. No other details were given.

Paul was nominated for 10 Oscars, winning 1 for his work in "The Color of Money." He also starred in one of my favorite films of all-time "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." He retired from acting last year.

In 1982, he founded "Newman's Own," a line of food products. Proceeds from the company are donated to charity. As of last year, they have donated around $250 million to worthy causes. Newman's Own Lemonade will always have a permanent spot in my refrigerator.

Paul also cofounded the "Hole in the Wall Gang Camp," a summer camp for sick children. The camp has expanded within the U.S. and in other countries.

One of Paul's other loves was racing. In addition to being a racer himself, he also owned his own team of cars. When he was 70, his team won the 24 Hours of Daytona making him the oldest person to win in a major race.

Paul is survived by his wife of 50 years, Joanne Woodward, his 5 children and two grandchildren.

The Newman Foundation issued this statement:

"Paul Newman's craft was acting. His passion was racing. His love was his family and friends. And his heart and soul were dedicated to helping make the world a better place for all. Paul had an abiding belief in the role that luck plays in one's life, and its randomness. He was quick to acknowledge the good fortune he had in his own life, beginning with being born in America, and was acutely aware of how unlucky so many others were. True to his character, he quietly devoted himself to helping offset this imbalance. An exceptional example is the legacy of Newman's Own. What started as something of a joke in the basement of his home, turned into a highly-respected, multi-million dollar a year food company. And true to form, he shared this good fortune by donating all the profits and royalties he earned to thousands of charities around the world, a total which now exceeds $250 million. While his philanthropic interests and donations were wide-ranging, he was especially committed to the thousands of children with life-threatening conditions served by the Hole in the Wall Camps, which he helped start over 20 years ago. He saw the Camps as places where kids could escape the fear, pain and isolation of their conditions, kick back, and raise a little hell. Today, there are 11 Camps around the world, with additional programs in Africa and Vietnam. Through the Camps, well over 135,000 children have had the chance to experience what childhood was meant to be.

"We will miss our friend Paul Newman, but are lucky ourselves to have known such a remarkable person."

Rest in peace, Paul. You will be forever missed!

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