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Brad Pitt's motorcycle bike down, so he got ride a from the paps. St. Angie's angel drawn crystal chariot was not available, obviously. - Lainey Gossip

Three sexy ladies in a row - Egotastic!

Lenny Kravitz should be wearing less clothes - Popsugar

Gis Bundchen or a SJP/Aniston hybrid? - Hollywood Tuna

The weepy Stepford robot is in Australia and still wearing her second trimester pillow - Just Jared

Vintage busted teefs - Cityrag

Adrien Brody will be wearing this in 3...2... - Towleroad

Tater Head to guest star on 90210 as a "punky cute lesbian." I understand the "punky" and "lesbian" part.... - ICYDK

Ryan Eggold tried to recreate Johnny Depp's grease mop and it didn't work - SOW

Harvey needs to start styling Katie Price (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will never break up, because nobody can work a strap-on like she can - Celebitchy

Zac Efron cut off his twink shag - Socialite Life

So this is the real reason why Jakey chose Reese as his main hag? - I'm Not Obsessed

Gloria Trevi breaks out the "pushing out a doody bubble" pose - Hollywood Rag

I'll take this swimsuit in every color - Superior Gossip

Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that shit should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the fuckery that is to come. That's what I'll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc....), so I'll only be posting here and there. This shit will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That's if I don't end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb fucks who think it's really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your ass. Tempting....and completely possible.

Now I leave you with Kanye West's ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!

Yesterday was the day we were all reminded that HoHan is not a 45-year-old truck stop vagina vendor, but actually a 23-year-old girl. Twenty-three never looked so fresh and pure. Happy Birfdays, eh? HoHan took advantage of the day by dragging the object of her stalking, SamRo, to lunch in Malibu.

You know this shit was a special occasion, because they actually ate food stuff. And you know SamRo also did the eyeroll mambo while eating HoHan's chocha asada a little later. She had to. It was HoHan's BIRFDAY. You have to bust one your birthday. Just ask this trick.

Gary Coleman's giant ginge wife, Shannon Price (don't even mention it), was arrested at their home in Utah on Wednesday night for midget abuse and acting the fool. TMZ says that the two had some kind of argument. Shannon told Gary to go sit in the "time out" corner, but he wouldn't listen, so she locked him out of the house and refused to let him in.

Shannon then went into Gary's room and destroyed everything he loves like his favorite big boy pants, his booster seat and his Cuddle Buddy. Gary called the police and Shannon had some Dlisted-approved words for them when they arrived. According to the report, Shannon called the cop a "fucker" and then followed it up by saying, "fuck you and fuck him!" Obviously, that didn't go over well with the cops, so she was arrested and shuffled off to jail. She was later released on $1,205 bail.

For why are these two still together? Anybody who saw their wrong asses on Divorce Court or The Ty Ty Baby Show know that they HATE hate HATE each other in the worst possible way. I mean, they've never done fucky times together and Gary even threw a printer at Shannon once. If Shannon is using him for his cash, then she's the worst gold digger of all-time, because I doubt he's making major bank from selling his Gap Kids khakis on eBay.

It's a shame that they can't get along, because they really are a match in Kentucky Derby heaven. With his small stature and her horsey physique, they could go all the way!

There's a reasonable explanation for this right here. Maybe he fell into a gay hole? Or maybe Adrien Dreambrody's sexiness is just so scalding hot that his t-shirt melted. No. Methinks Adrien just wanted to show off his succulent chesticle whiskers in the gayest way possible.

Even though he looks like he's about to star in a gay porn version of La Cage Aux Folles called La Cock Ass Folles, my glitter hole approves of this outfit. Anything that shows off Adrien's scrumptious man cleavage is fine by me....BUT DAMN! Kirstie Alley's big girl drawers should not be worn as an accessory.

That being said, I'd still let him do the dick slappity dance on my nalgas......while wearing this outfit. That's serious love.

Here's Hunkleberry Fine (GONG!) at a Huge Boss party in Berlin last night.

Are your loins suddenly guiding you closer to the screen? Do you feel like you need to quit your job, throw your man (or woman) out the window, pack up your flavored lube collection and move to Palmdale, CA so you can rest in Debbie Rowe's mighty arms for the rest of your days? HOLD BACK, because it's just the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt at work! The howling from the wolves are tempting you to ride Debbie's glorious moon, but you have to RESIST! You mustn't give in! Put some ice cubes on your nipples and look away!

You know Debbie is going to wear this under her Big & Tall pantsuit to the custody hearing, so that the three wolves can hypnotize the Jackson family into signing over EVERYTHING. Damn. The butchie is good.

Here's Debbie wielding the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt while doing butt stuff with a horse at her ranch in CA yesterday.

A visual representation of Fishsticks Paltrow speaking. - linda19

Runners-up:

uh, maybe Grandma wasn't fibbing when she said she was having problems with her stool. - copper

God speed, Susan Boyle. We hardly knew ye. - jazzfish_77

Not wanting to be outdone by Kim's farts, Bruce Jenner finds a way to channel his competitive side and revisit his Olympic glory days. - Bai Ling

Chris Jagger - The original host of my favorite show to watch at 4pm on a weekday afternoon: Change of Heart! Chris now hosts a radio show in Dallas. The goatee has not vacated the premises yet.

Below is a clip of the rapper The Game on Change of Heart. Yes, Change of Heart will make you a star.....while making you look like a damn fool too.

They need to bring this mess back as a companion piece to Cheaters!

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