The cops say his friends had not heard from him for a few days. When his friends went to check on him, they didn't get any response after knocking on his door. The police were called and they knocked down the door to his apartment. Sources tell the NY Post that drug paraphernalia was found in his apartment.
It was almost a year ago when DJ AM and Travis Barker both survived a fatal plane crash in South Carolina.
This is absolutely crazy and tragic. Everyone on Twitter is saying this is like Final Destination (and the fourth movie opens today, gulp). I don't know about that, but I do know this is all sorts of sad. The Summer of Death needs to end. Can it be Autumn already?
Rest in peace, DJ AM.
......a picture of Lady CaCa looking like Donatella Versace's roasted clitoris. And you know Donatella Versace has those pink cotton candy furries all over her puss stick. So, here's CaCa in the September issue of V Magazine. She must have not had enough time to work on her tuck game, because she just put a fluffy merkin over it. Good thinking, CaCa.
And Xtina is not going to appreciate CaCa ripping off her skin color! Xtina marinates in a bathtub full of bronzer and colonic fluid for hours every day just to achieve that color! The Oompa Loompa pre-op look will always belong to Xtina!
Last night in Los Angeles, the cunty cuntress of cuntery, Heather Mills, launched her new recycled fashion line called Be@one. Heather should've called her line Be@trash or Be@fug, because her clothes Be@SHIT!!
Heather told the audience that all of her pieces were made out of clothes and textiles that normally would be thrown into the trash. Heather said, "The collection consists of women’s and menswear, designed for the assertive, fashionable and eco-conscious person. All the fabrics used in the pieces have been carefully sourced and remodeled into something unique and highly wearable."
Wearable for who exactly? Old timey prostitutes who were just attacked by Jack the Ripper? Or child touching flashers who want to fancy up their look a bit? Seriously, all of these clothes look like the halfway point of a Project Runway challenge.
Heather, stick to being a big cunt and leave the designing to the professionals (like Sheree).
And I don't know about you, but in these pictures, Heather looks like something the Benjamin Button baby of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. It must be those maniacal eyes.
Which cable news anchor should be more careful with his cellphone? After he recently misplaced it, a co-worker opened it up and found a nude photo of the anchor's girlfriend. (Page Six)
Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and I just happened to be coming out of a cold shower when that picture was taken. RUDE! Okay, my real guess is Larry King or Shep Smith?
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress who does a mix of television and movies has a best friend who recently got married. Her friend is a special education teacher for a school which does not pay their employees very much. The friend married a man who is also a teacher at the school. The original plan was for the couple to just get married at their home and have a very tiny reception and not even a honeymoon as they are trying to save whatever dollars they earn for a home. Well, our actress gave them and paid for the wedding of a lifetime as well as a reception, the honeymoon and even gave them $50K towards their house. (CDAN)
So this is what a nice blind item looks like? Hmmm...I'm not sure what to do with this. Okay, okay, I'll guess Charlize Theron, Felicity Huffman or Toni Collette?
This celebrity couple hauls the child/ren everywhere with them while they travel. While it may sound glamorous for them to travel from country to country, the truth is that they lack a consistent educational program. It has left them well behind their age level academically, as well as socially awkward with their peer group. In a recent embarrassing incident, one of the kids was put in a play group with kids their own age for a few minutes, and spent their time alternating between crying and bullying. (Blind Gossip)
Hmmmm....I wonder who could it be? But this is a lie! All the Brangie children are already at university level, because they are being homeschooled by the genius twin messiahs!
This celebrity has opened up a restaurant, but really has little to do with the actual place itself. They are trying to distance themselves even more now, since their famous food gave a famous tummy some food poisoning. Instead of reporting the incident to public health, the sick Celeb called the owner and the apologetic owner offered a vacation package to make up for the whole thing. We hear the food has been criticized several times and situations like this have happened before, for the eatery. One thing is for certain, we’re not going to be eating there any time soon! Not Ashton Kutcher. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
Please let this be Eva Longwhoria?!
The Los Angeles County's coroner's report on the death of Michael Jackson was just released and they officially ruled his death a homicide. There's La Toya giving you "I Told You So" eyes for the second time this week. We know, Toya. We Know.
They listed his cause of death as "acute propofol intoxication." This isn't all that shocking since it was already reported that Michael's private doctor, Dr. Con, gave him a shot of propofol on the day of his death after feeding him a bunch of other drugs.
The coroner also stated that in addition to propofal, Lorazepam was also responsible for his death. Other drugs found in his system were: midazolam, diazepam, lidocaine, and ephedrine.
The L.A. Times says that the full toxicology report isn't going to be released at this time, because the LAPD has put a security hold on it.
Also, People reports that two bags of the good shit were found by police at Michael's house shortly after he died. Michael never struck me as the stoner type. Debbie Rowe and Bubbles, yes. But not Michael.
Spokeswhores for both Emily Blunt and John Krasinski confirm that they are well on their way to ruining their lives by getting married. Sorry about that last part. Celestia must've jumped in me for a second.
26-year-old Emily Blunt and 29-year-old John Karsinski started dating in November 2008 shortly after she quit it with Michael Buble.
If I was John, I'd take her name if they get married. John Blunt. Now that is a name. And I've written "Blunt" so many times in this post that I think I deserve one.
One of KFed's rogue sperm fishes spotted on Google Earth - Towleroad
Chicks love Robert Cavalli's distressed leather moobies (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Shiloh came down from her crystal and ivory tower to go buy a newspaper with her Saint Angie - Lainey Gossip
Christina Ricci's infinityhead is looking erect - Hollywood Tuna
Serena Williams sexes up her wax figure - Hollywood Rag
Shouldn't Russell Brand have been eating pineapple during a beej instead of a plum? - I'm Not Obsessed
RiRi does a bad impersonation of Grace Jones on Vogue Italia - Socialite Life
Just another reason to not get involved with the aliens - Celebitchy
Katie Price is already text fucking other dudes - Holy Moly!
Whore pit viper - Celebslam
Drunks have moves - Cityrag
Rayanne Graff popped out royalty - Popeater
POW! Rich at FourFour put together a montage from Marky Mark's (aka Monk-D Cock-D if you're feeling gangsta) 1993 workout video. This was way before Marky Mark was trying to win Oscars. This is definitely the Marky Mark that gave me good vibrations in my not-so-private areas. POW!
If you turn off the air conditioning in the room you're in, put this video on mute, and take heavy breaths while watching this, you just might have an orgasm. Make sure to scream "POW!!!!" when you're about to bust one.
If Marky Mark doesn't make your no-no pucker, you're in luck! Because this video also features some fly honeys.
Since they will give a perfume to absolutely anyone (I'm sure even your dealer has one), it's no surprise that Kim Kardassian is coming out with her own queef juice in a bottle.
Kim said that her fragrance will start collecting dust in the storage room of a Walgreens sometime next year. Kim added, “Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process. What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice, and even our distribution strategy so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans. Because of their commitment to including me in the process, the fragrance really captures who I am.”
Hmm....Really capture who she is? That means Kim's perfume will smell like Brandy's first piss of the morning (Ray J wasn't available), piping hot butt crack butter, Khloe's nustack sweat, the blood from a warthog Khloe caught during her midnight hunt and desperation (which basically smells like Kourtney's saliva).
Not only will Kim's perfume make you smell like a real asshole, but it can also help to relieve the pain of a jellyfish sting.
McSteamy and Rebecca Gayfart are going to have a baby. That's what Life & Style is saying. Sources say that the stars of the most boring celebrity "nekkid tape" of all-time are expecting one of those baby things in 5-6 months. Insert your very own customized "smackhead child killah is going to be a mom" joke here.
This source said that they have been trying to spawn for a while now and Rebecca even turned down highly important roles (sarcasm) in order to focus on getting pregnant. The source added, "She turned down the role of Penn Badgley's mother on 'Gossip Girl' because it was based in N.Y.C. and she didn't want to be away from Eric or travel that far. It was bad for her health. Rebecca also turned down a Hallmark movie and a Lifetime movie because she was trying to have a baby."
McGayfart have yet to confirm or deny this, so this could just be a rumor they magically conjured up to take the focus off of their bunk ass tape. You know what else they could've done to take the focus off that audacity? Leak a tape with actual fucking! I mean, that tape was a health hazard, because it gave bitches everywhere a serious case of blue balls. We're still waiting, McSteamy.....
VIA Ace Showbiz