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Cynthia Nixon was on the set of Sexo en la Ciudad Dos (it sounds hotter in Spanish) WITHOUT Rojo Caliente. ILLEGAL and HURTFUL! Doesn't Cynthia know that she should never ever leave home without Rojo. Eff, AMEX, don't forget your Rojo! Cynthia could've carried Rojo in that ginormous bag of hers.

And Cynthia even teased us by making the same face she makes when she's getting down on Rojo's hot box. How rude.

It's been over four months since our last Rojo sighting. I'm going to have to start snorting saw dust and sleeping with a pair of Bugle Boy khakis to deal with the withdrawals.

Anyway, here's Cynthia, SJP and Patricia Field on the SATC2 set in the West Village yesterday afternoon. Once again: WHERE'S ROJOOOOOOOOO?

Megan Fox on Zac Efron's Interview Magazine cover from April:

"He's beautiful. He's the next Elizabeth Taylor. That picture made me think of it. "I just like to make fun of him."

You know when a child is yapping to you in their own strange language and you have no idea what they're saying? You just nod every few seconds, throw in a "Yeah, uh huh," and then finally hand them a cookie to stop them from talking and stop you from bashing your head into a wall. Well, when you read a Megan Fox quote, just do the same thing.

VIA Radar

Khloe Kardashian tells E! that Lamar Odom of the Lakers is her new partner in peen. 25-year-old Khloe and 29-year-old Lamar, who haven't been dating long, were spotted at a few clubs in L.A. this past week.

At Guys & Dolls on Thursday night, one witness saw Khloe and Lamar crotch bumping on the dancefloor, "They spent the night dancing and holding hands. They never left their booth. He was holding her hand and every time a good song came on she would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there. There is no denying the chemistry between those two."

Chemistry?! Testosterone overload!

Khloe is my favorite Kardashian (which isn't saying much), so I'm happy to hear that she might have found love. Hopefully, Lamar is into her (NSFW) Chyna rod flapping all around when he's hitting that ass. Also, I hope that he understands he'll have to sleep in the bed alone when there's a full moon, because Khloe will have to go hunting for flesh. And if Khloe can deal with Lamar not being so sexy in the face, then their love will last forever!

Whenever HoHan calls the casting directors at True Blood, they probably cackle until the connection goes out. So HoHan has been forced to audition on Twitter. Yes, it's come to this. HoHan, who has already admitted that she's a major True Blood fanwhore, posted these pictures of her as a vampire on her Twitter. Nice try, bitch. If the show was called True Cokeywhore, then she'd get the starring role, but unfortunately it's not. The only way I could appreciate her Hot Topic-approved vampire look is if we were at a goth rave and I had a pill up the butt.

And here's a few pictures of Jason Segel busting buttons (LITERALLY) while arriving at the Chateau Marmont last night. Apparently, that's HoHan in the backseat of the SUV with him. They were partying all night together. And that's how she's going to get on How I Met Your Mother. Do who you gotta do, HoHan!

This might be some kind of record! Homewrecking hero Sienna Miller has been dating DJ Slinky Wizard (that name gives me the farts, still) for over a month! Yes, Sienna's bull dozer vagina has been dormant for that long, because DJ Slinky Wizard isn't married! You know the housing market is in the shits when even Sienna Miller isn't touching it (GONG!).

And while DJ Slinky Wizard's hotness registers at about 92 degrees on my scale, I hope Sienna doesn't have to call him that during sexy times. Can you imagine screaming DJ Slinky's name while he's hitting it from the back? That'll turn your fuck part into a sad face in 0 seconds flat.

Four years ago, if you trashed Russell Crowe, he would respond by turning your face into a dartboard and using a telephone as his dart. Well, Russell has grown up (insert fat fat fatty joke here) and handles things a little differently nowadays. Today, Russell will just make you beg for his forgiveness in between coughing up your lung and shitting out your stomach.

Earlier this week, Sydney's The Daily Telegraph farted on Russell for smoking and devouring tacos during a 13-mile bike ride with his trainer. The next morning, Annette Sharp, the columnist who gave Russell caca, received a call from a spokeswhore who said, "Get on your bike. Russell wants you to go riding with him. Are you ready to eat pie die?" When someone asks you if you're ready to die, you grab a shank and call the authorities. That's some Scream shit. But Annette decided to take Russell's challenge instead.

The two met the next morning along with Russell's assistant and a camera dude from the Telegraph. Russell took Annette on a 12-mile bike ride through Sydney. Even though Annette fell off her bike once, she managed to complete the ride. Afterwards, Annette and Russell had some ciggies and tacos. Russell didn't take the opportunity to whoop Annette's ass, instead he congratulated her on finishing his challenge and added, "Baz holds the record for being the worst cycling tourist we've ever taken for a ride. You are twice the man Baz Luhrmann is…on a bicycle. I don't know how you'd be on a film set."

When did Russell get so nice? Let's do the math! A chilled out Russell Crowe + a BBRC (big beautiful Russell Crowe) = HOOKED ON THE GOOD SHIT. Russell found peace inside a bong. His temper got smaller, but his ass got bigger. Makes sense.

Just for the record, I'd rather Russell beat me down with a phone than make me go on an ugly ass bike ride.

VIA E! Online

Marian Pinchot, Orange County's best hostess - The OC Register did a profile on 82-year-old Marian Pinchot, who you can find bringing the glamour hardcore to Polly's Pies in Huntington Beach, CA. The OC Register interviewed 82-year-old Marian after they received tips claiming that she is Orange County's greatest hostess who ever hosted.

Before Marian was a hostess at Polly's, she had dinner there a few times a week for over 15 years. Marian said after her second husband passed away, Polly's became her place. About four years ago, the manager of Polly's offered her a job as hostess. Marian hadn't worked since 1999, but she took the job. And the rest is history! Marian said, "I plan to stick around as long as I can keep movin'"

Not only is Marian the greatest hostess in The OC, but she might have the greatest eyebrows too. You better pop a Beta Blocker before you go into Polly's, because your heart will spaz out like a Wino upon gazing at Marian's majestic eyebrows! I bet you the spider's in heaven have legs like Marian's eyebrows. Marian could seat me in the dumpster out back and I'd do it just to take one good look at her brows of perfection and "take me higher" eyeliner. This is exactly the kind of glamour all restaurants need!

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