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Last year Carrie Fisher told Out Magazine that "we don't care if John Travolta is gay." The Advocate decided to brush up on that subject with Carrie again and asked her what she thinks about John Travolta's team of lawyers going after Gawker for publishing a story about his gay spa sex ways. Carrie had this to say:

Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.

If Carrie is trying hard to get the top spot at the Oscar In Memoriam Tribute next year then it's working. Crazy ass Carrie would blurt it out when everybody else is just whispering about it as John comes strollin' out of the Equinox men's locker room with a little dick slobber on the corner of his mouth. Carrie better sleep with all eyes wide open and hope that John isn't wearing her hair as a toupee next month. I hope so too, because that color would look like shit on him!

via Vulture (Thanks Matt)

Just thinking about all the porcelain white pubes Kunty Karl's human Baptiste Giabiconi had to pull out of his teeth to make this video is almost worth the price of pressing play. Baptiste is trying to become a world famous pop star sensation and his first stab at that title is as spectacularly awesome as jacking off with a hand full of Axe body spray. It tingles and it stings, but mostly it's a huge mess. The song would be better with a tab of Ecstasy, a carton of orange juice and a shirtless sweaty piece humping behind you, but it's the video that is the real star of Baptiste's career!

This acid wash shit is like a cross between a Guess Jeans cologne commercial circa 1992 and Ke$hit's interpretation of Rebel Without A Cause.

I love it when Baptiste defends his bruised and battered love interest by puffing his chest at her boyfriend. ZOOLANDER PLEASE! Baptiste is not about to brawl when he's got a face as pretty as his to protect. Because it's NOT worth it.

This is definitely the future of music!

via Jezebel

Billy Ray Cyrus let out a Twitter sigh today after finding out that his little trailer park weed flower has been bonging now that she's of legal age. Billy Ray's mullet is all kinds of wilty and he's got an achy break heart AGAIN! But for real, Billy Ray is just sad because he wasn't there to light the bong for her.

TGIF! Now have some CHER NIPPLES! - The Superficial

Has Ashley Jizzdale been showering in Zac Efron's bronzer again? - Hollywood Tuna

On a nice note, Lara Flynn Boyle's blouse has pretty colors in it.... - Lainey Gossip

Carrot Top was robbed of being Armani's next panty model YET AGAIN - Towleroad

The paps are still taking pictures of Brittny "The T Ate The E" Gastineau (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Hey Girl, you know that TV show you watch while I'm brushing your hair? Well, I'm cheating on you with the main girl on that shit - Celebitchy

Oh, here's Nina Dobrev just hanging out in her panties...in a cave - Popoholic

Taylor Lautner Peen Print Alert! - OMG Blog

Tommy Girl just struttin' that ass in Vancouver - Popsugar

James Franco plays the "IT WAS RESEARCH!" card - ICYDK

The Prince and the lonely miserable sadling - Just Jared

Twiggy just got in a grave and rolled - Hollywood Rag

Dear pink monstrosity in thumbnail #6, Angelyne did it better - Cityrag

RPAttz was almost the Eminem of sparkly vampires - I'm Not Obsessed

I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a fuck buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 cock ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'. (CDAN)

Great! Justin Timberlake's Christmas is ruined now that he knows what Jessica Biel got him. That's my guess. And I'm also guessing that the Tiffany & Cock Ring isn't for Justin to wear. It's for Jessica's strap-on so Justin has something sparkly to look at when he's licking the tip.

This singer started on a children’s television show that is no longer on TV. He found fame and has straightened his life out, but claims he used to do cocaine on the set of the show with the cast, crew and producers. (BuzzFoto)

I would guess Justin Timberlake and The Mickey Mouse Club, but he was like 12 on that shit so I'll go with JC Chasez?

This B list star from TV and film is said to be giving her famous hubby a surprise Christmas gift this year. This is a gift that will benefit him and her. Can you guess what it is? Something he’s been begging her to do since they got together…. Yep, a breast enhancement because he says he his girlfriend prior to her had ‘amazing tits.’ Nice. (BuzzFoto)

Er. Ellen Pompeo? Claire Danes? Fishsticks Paltrow (yeah right)? That's all I've got.

This celebrity couple presents a unified front to the public, but there’s trouble behind the scenes. Mom wants the kid/s to carry on the family tradition of high-profile careers in show business. Dad wants the kid/s to have a school and sports-filled childhood with absolutely no television or film roles. Not even as extras. Guess he won’t be happy when he learns that Mom has taken the kid/s to professional photographer for head shots and has been lining up auditions behind his back. (Blind Gossip)

Suri Cruise giving a hand to face pose in her head shot was the first thing I thought of, but Katie Holmes will be banished to the cave under Xenu's volcano if she disobeys so this isn't them. Maybe Tori & Dean?

Some forever scared hunter says his campground was destroyed and ransacked and that was left was a memory card with a picture of some kind of zombie on it. He sent it in to NBC 33 in Baton Rouge, LA and the anchors discussed it like they really believe it's a nightmare creature. As Ma says, "Dumbasses." They need to take off their SCARED faces and put on their RESEARCH faces.

This is not a picture of a Gollum monster and it wasn't even taken in Louisiana. This is obviously a hacked picture from JLo's BlackBerry. JLo took a picture of Marc Anthony roaming around their backyard late one night to prove to him that he's a sleepcrawler. Non-mystery solved! Where are we going for drinks?

via Gawker TV

Christine O'Donnell has just met her new arch rival in the masturbating panda that is Taylor Momsen! For every trick who touches their wet parts for the first time at the advice of Taylor Momsen, Christine O'Donnell weakens! Keep fucking that chicken, world! So Taylor Momsen is not only a role model for sad angsty pandas who like to do bad things, but she's now a role model for proud self-fuckers everywhere.

In an interview with The Guardian (via The Frisky), Taylor basically said that everyone should learn how to make their genitals bust into an ecstasy seizure at their own hand before they move on to the main party.

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”

Taylor Momsen's brain actually made a sense. Who knew this day would come! But that's easy for her to say. Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy.

And now that Taylor has put her fist up for the right to masturbate, I hope this doesn't mean we're going to get a cover of "I Touch Myself" by The Pretty Reckless. Because that will kill masturbation forever.

Some people have screamed "FUCK YES!!" to that question and demanded that Duncan Hines remove the commercial from YouTube and think about their life choices for turning delicious cupcakes into drops of sugary racism (Mel Gibson just got hard). The commercial in question from director Josh Binder called "Hip Hop Cupcakes" shows a few vanilla cupcakes getting into blackface with the help of Duncan Hines' Amazing Glazes. Duncan Hines has since pulled the ad off of YouTube, but Eater has it up in case you haven't seen it for yourself.

And besides Duncan Hines pulling some Al Jolson shit, what the hell kind of beat boxing are those cupcakes doing? That sounds more like the Manhattan Transfer trying to cover Daft Punk with the help of a Jem keytar.

via Buzzfeed

Darius McCrary (known as Eddie Winslow from Family Matters to you and me) has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from his ex-wife Karrine "Superhead" Steffans (known as the ass dust aficionado to you and me) after he allegedly choked her out and beat her with a belt in front of their 12-year-old son. Beat with a belt? How very abuelita-esque of Eddie.

Karrine is asking the judge to make the temporary restraining order she has against Eddie Winslow permanent, because she claims he brought the violence on her several times. Not only did he belt whip her last February, but she says he also choked and shoved her into a car outside of a hotel in Los Angeles last month. The two will go to court next week to hear the judge's decision.

Eddie Winslow and Superhead aren't strangers to filing restraining orders against each other. Eddie filed one against Superhead a year before they were married, because he says she slapped him in the face and attacked his car. Can't these two just stop beating on each other and remember the love they share for butt beads? When all else fails, think of the butt beads.

But Urkel deserves the blame for this. When Eddie Winslow stepped into the transformation chamber, stupid ass Urkel probably set it for "Chris Brown" instead of "responsible and polite citizen of the world." Yes, Urkel, you DID do that!

Right before airing a serious medical segment on a man who suffers from inflammatory bowel disease and shits out blood 10 to 15 times a day (insert not right John Travolta joke here), CNN showed the explosive diarrhea scene from Dumb and Dumber. Yes, because nothing illustrates "ulcerative colitis" like Jeff Daniels' butt vomiting into a toilet.

Did they not get the rights to air one of Ke$ha's videos, because that shit would've been a more appropriate lead in. That being said, CNN needs to do more of this!

via Mediate