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Friday, March 16th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 15th!

The top 10 signs that it's time to change the head of your Spin Brush. - BaconSlut

Runners-up:

Stop motion capture of K-Fed's sperm enteing the female egg. - citizenstrange

The new spinoff from Virgin Diaries... Bulletproof Hymens. - jack-n-the-hat

Oh that cagey Charlize Theron! Always finding new ways to smoke a fruit. - Vern

via Break.com

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 16th 2012

Hot Sluts Of The Day!


Camille and Kennerly Kitt, identical twins who dress up in cosplay and play everything from the Zelda theme song to The Cranberries on the electric harp for their fans on YouTube. If that sentence could be liquefied and poured into a tiny bottle, it would be like poppers for nerds. I think I just felt the after shock from several nerdgasms. Oh, and also, KENNERLY?!

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 16th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Judah Friedlander (43)
Wolfgang Van Halen (22)
Peaches Geldof (23)
Brooke Burns (34)
Blu Cantrell (36)
Paul Schneider (36)
Sienna Guillory (37)
Alan Tudyk (41)
Tracy Bonham (45)
Lauren Graham (45)
Gore Verbinski (48)
Patty Griffin (48)
Flavor Flav (53)
Isabelle Huppert (57)
Nancy Wilson (58)
Isabelle Huppert (59)
Kate Nelligan (62)
Victor Garber (63)
Erik Estrada (64)
Chuck Woolery (71)
Bernardo Bertolucci (72)
Jerry Lewis (86)

Posted by: Michael K