He Looks Like He's Going to Puke On Her

Kate Moss made out with my man in London yesterday when the pair reunited after Kate's NYC visit. Kate was overseas to promote her Topshop line at Barnye's. Witnesses say they were all over each other and more in love than ever. Blah! Blah! Blah!

I know all of you think Petey is disgusting, but he's a major dreamboat. Look at that. Kate is a lucky woman to have nabbed some a hot piece. Imagine what his nasty ass is going to look like in 10 years. Eeeeek!