The Little No Neck That Could

 

Melinda Doolittle sang her last no-neck note on American Idol as she was voted out in  SHOCKINGOMGULTRAHSOCKINGJESUSCHRISTTHEWORLDMUSTEND elimination show last night. DoLots was starting to get on my nerves, but I figured she would get her "oh shucks" ass into the finals.

 

Simon Cowell said the night before that he wanted to see her in the finals and look what he did now! Something tells me no-neck is going to be A-ok.

 

Question? Do you think she sings so well, because the notes don't have to travel as far from her stomach to her mouth..you know with her not having a neck and all? Just a theory.

 

This leaves Blake "please don't beat box" Lewis and Jordin "ugly betty" Sparks. These results are making some think that Jordin was a plant from the beginning by the producers. 

 

Click here to read the entire article, but I say it's a little far fetched.