White Wedding, Literally

Meth-toothed Amy Winehouse will marry her low-rent Pete Doherty this weekend in Miami according to sources. Amy and her dude, Blake Fielder-Civil, along with six friends are currently in Florida preparing for the intimate ceremony to go down this weekend.

A source said, "They've been forced to leave their mobile phones at home so that news of the wedding doesn't leak out."

Blake and Amy met went he worked as a runner one of her videos. A drug runner probably.

When they say "kiss the bride" Blake will probably give her a really passionate kiss on the cheek. Either that or he'll stick his tongue in between gap.