I Love Ugly Divorces

Things aren't going to be pretty between Anne Heche and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Coley Laffoon. Anne and Coley (that name KILLS me) split last year and Anne immediately started dating her co-star. They have one son together.

In papers filed yesterday Coley basically said that Anne is a crazy ho and not capable of taking care of their son. He seeks joint custody. He said that Anne cursed at their 5-year-old regularly and refused to put him in a car seat. Coley also claims that he made their son school lunches that "he didn't like." OMG! Child abuse!

Coley seeks $33,000 a month alimony even though he only made $6,000 a year before they met. Anne's spokeswhore said:

It is disappointing that Coley Laffoon has resorted to filing lies with the court because Anne would not cave in to his astronomical monetary demands, including his demand for $45,000 a month in support. For the past several years, the child's father has refused to get a job in order to contribute financially to the child's care.

Things are going to get dirty! I believe that crap about Anne! I mean this is the woman that went almost topless into the California desert telling people she was like a prophet or some shit. Bitch is NUTS.

That being said, Coley is hot for saying that Anne didn't treat their son right because she packed an incorrect lunch. My mother always gave me nasty tuna sandwiches on wheat bread with a V8. I should sue her ass now!

Source: TMZ