Who's Got the Bigger Dick?

 

Lily Allen and Cheryl Tweedy are at it again!  Here's the basic rundown of events:

 

1. Lily says nobody wants to look like Cheryl

2. Cheryl calls Lily a "chick with a dick"

3. Lily says that Cheryl is only known for marrying a rich footballer and parading around without clothes

4. Cheryl says that Lily doesn't know what it's like playing big stadiums

 

Lily has responded AGAIN, “All she does is sing songs that aren’t hers and do some sexy dance moves, and marry someone rich. People forget that this time last year I hadn’t even released a song. I don’t know many people that are doing arena tours on their first album.”

“I played twice at Wembley Arena last year and I’m playing Wembley Stadium in a couple of months. I’m over here in America where I’ve sold more than 500,000 albums. I wonder when Girls Aloud (Cheryl's group) last came over here to promote an album? I don’t think anyone has even heard of them over here.”

Will they whip out their cocks already to see who has the biggest! UGH! Stupid broads! There are wars in this world! Ahahaha...

Source: Fametastic