Nobody Wants to Marry Jodie Marsh

 

Who wouldn't want to marry this portrait of a fine lady?! Jodie Marsh is currently shooting a MTV UK reality show where she's going to pick a dude and marry him from a huuuge casting call.

 

The first National casting call was held yesterday in London. Holy Moly! reports that the casting call attracted all of two men. Yes, two dudes showed up for that shit and one of the dudes was drunk! Hey, that's probably twice as many as they thought would show up!

 

Why aren't people taking this woman seriously? All she wants is love followed by a load in the butt crack or is it a load in the butt crack followed by love?

 

Jodie let's quit all the games and just come and marry me! We are both lonely and hurting. We need each other like a genital wart needs puss. Pun intended.