Nicole Kidman Pregnant?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Nicole Kidman told her husband, Keith Urban, that she's knocked up. Apparently, she visited him at the Betty Ford Center where he's seeking treatment to give him the good news.

Two home pregnancy tests confirmed the 39-year-old actress is expecting her first child, sources say — but, ironically, her four-month marriage to country crooner Keith, 39, is in serious jeopardy. "Nicole's dream of having a child finally came true when two home pregnancy tests came up positive," an insider tells The ENQUIRER.

It is the Enquirer, so I'm not sure if this is true. I'm gonna say know, because Nicole looks like a frigid bitch. Besides, doesn't excessive booze kills jizz cells? I have no idea what I just said. Ignore that.