No Girls Over 100 Pounds Allowed

Nicole Richie sent her friends an invitation to a Memorial Day party last Thursday. The invitation is something I'd probably write, but coming from her it's a little gross.

My fellows Americans its that time of year

To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts

of beer

Let's stand together as one, live the American dream

Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants

ripped open at the seams

Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your

tightest pair of Tsubi jeans

Even though we have no clue what Memorial day means!!!

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds

allowed in. Start starving yourself now!

Lovely! Spoken like a true ano.

It was also at this party that Mischa Barton mixed her booze and drugs. Sources say she basically overdosed. A friend at the party said, "She was rolling around on the ground... and then suddenly she began screaming that she was dying."

Mischa's rep denies she abused drugs or booze at the party.

The epitome of health and elegance these ladies are! These are greeeat role models for are young girls.

Source: InTouch Weekly