Please Let Her Cell Mate Be A Very Hungry Grizzly Bear

 

TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton's cell mate has already been selected. I was under the impression that bitch wasn't getting a cell mate at all! Sources say that jail officials were trying to search for a women that wouldn't cash in on Paris being her cell mate.

 

A memo has already gone out to staff threatening them that if any pictures of Paris are taken they will be fired. They are also searching inmates for cameras and cell phone.

 

Not getting special treatment, yeah right!

 

I feel sorry for the poor soul that has to share a cell with this slag? She better start herself on antibiotics NOW!

 

Here's Paris this afternoon leaving her house to go to a recording studio. NOT ANOTHER ALBUM PLEASE! The world has been through enough! Since she's such a saint now, she's probably doing a cover of "We are the World."