Thursday, May 31st 2007
Harry Potter The Theme Park
JK Rowling just got a whole lot richer. It's not like bitch is already richer than God. She has agreed to a $1 billion Harry Potter theme park to open in Orlando, FL in 2009. The theme park will be part of Universal Orlando.
It will be called "Wizarding World of Harry Potter." It will feature locations featured in the book as well as rides and shops. Oh and don't forget $10 sodas!!
JK said, he plans "I've seen look incredibly exciting, and I don't think fans of the books or films will be disappointed." What she really meant to say was, "All I saw was dollar signs. I have no idea what they are doing, but I'm buying an island now!"
The final Harry Potter book is due out in July.
You know you're highly immature when you can't even type HARRY POTTER without typing HAIRY POTTER first. I've done that like ten times during this post. Hairy Potter makes more sense.


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