He's Gonna Save Money on the Monster Make-Up

Michael Jackson will perform his classic hit "Thriller" at the World Music Awards in Monaco next week. Producers of the show say he will receive the Diamond Award given to artists who have sold more than 100 Million album worldwide.

Jacko has remained in hiding since he was acquitted of child molestation charges last year. This performance will mark his return and no doubt give us something to laugh at.

Below is an interview that Jacko gave recently to Billy Bush. I'm not sure who scares me more, Jacko or Bush? Jacko has clearly lost his mind and everyone around him seems in a daze. This performance is going to be AMAZING and by amazing, I mean a GRADE A train wreck.