Beyonce To Become An Honest Woman

It's about time! Jay-Z has FINALLY asked Beyonce to marry him. Exciting, isn't it?

Sources claim that Beyonce is currently on tour in London and Jay-Z was also on tour but cancelled just to fly all the way there last night to watch her perform.  He asked her to marry him while on vacation in Cannes and she said yes. Awww. Gag.

Sources also say he's going to get "the biggest diamond she can fit on her finger." and "This will be the hip-hop wedding to end all hip-hop weddings."

Boring. Until they have a kid and more stories surface of Momma Knowles bleaching their baby then I might care. Wait, she designs Beyonce's outfits right? I have a feeling that's gonna be one skanky wedding dress.

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