Chupacabra's Got A Man!

 

Holy hell! Did Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe actually snag a human male!? You know and he's not half bad either. She still belongs with Skeletor Marc Anthony, but this dude will do for now.

 

Chupa showed off her new piece at the CFDA Awards last night in NYC. Imagine hittin' Chupa? Her dick-sucking skills are probably bleak! I doubt she can even deep throat a Juicy Juice straw.