Pregnant And In The Slammer? Perfect!

 

Nicole Richie dragged herself out of the coffin to guest on David Letterman last night. The #1 topic of conversation was of course, Paris HIlton's skanky ass in jail. Nicole said that she's afraid of the same fate, because of her little traffic problems.

 

She said, "I'm just keeping my fingers crossed. Of course, I'm scared also, but, you know, I'm willing to face whatever consequences come my way, and I take responsibility for what I've done."

 

Nicole has one DUI under her belt and if convicted of a second could face up to 10 years in the clink. Highly unlikely.

 

Now with the knocked up rumors surrounding Richie, that would be so hot if homegirl was in the slammer and with child. Trash to the max!

 

Source: People