Douche Vomit

 

Pete Wentz, his girlfriend Asshole Simpson and her bodyguard celebrated Pete's 28th Barfday the other night at his bar "Angels and Kings" in the East Village. It was his barfday literally! During the party Pete escorted Asshole to the restroom where they cut in line, because they had to barf bad.

 

A witness reports they said, "We're going to puke. Seriously, we're both going to be really sick."

 

They were joking and cut in line and spent 10 minutes in the bathroom.  He was probably putting on his tenth layer of eyeliner.

 

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