Thursday, June 7th 2007

PARIS IS OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!

 
TMZ reports that the skank has sprung! There were rumors last night that Paris Hilton was getting out of jail after only serving 3 days. She apparently checked out of Lynwood very early this morning.
 
Her 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 and now down to 3. I called it!
 
A press conference will go down in one hour where we will hear some bullshit story on how she was released on good behavior and didn't get special treatment....blah...blah...blah..
 
Image: Splash
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K