Give Her Prozac And Tell Her To Shut It!

 

Oh this is rich! Paris Hilton's medical condition was mental according to TMZ . Homegirl was apparently all depressed, freaking out and on the verge of suicide. Her Psychiatrist Charles Sophy  visited her once yesterday and once the day before. Sources say that Paris was in great physical condition and was even doing pilates and crap.

 

Of course you'd be depressed in a damn jail cell! That's why it's jail! It's a fucking punishment, not fucking Disneyland. Whatever, we all knew this was going to go down, so it's not surprising at all.

 

It's just ironic how before she went in she said "she's ready to prove that she can do this."

 

Well Paris you just proved that you can't do shit and you suck at life!