Saturday, June 9th 2007

What The Hell Do They Talk About?

 
Shakira and Avril Lavigne were spotted leaving Crustacean in Los Angeles last night together. Avril always looks like she's had 5 day old make-up on her ass. It probably takes a lot of schmucks to make her look that way. Shakira should stop flat ironing her mop. Some hair is not meant to do that. It looks like beauty pageant hair. 
 
I hope this was just a friendly dinner and NOT BUSINESS. The World does not want a Shaki/Avril duet. I've asked and nobody wants it. 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by Sprmcandy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 3:33pm.

I am sure Avril has a Beautiful blonde twatty, one I would gladly put my tongue into by the hour & die happy having done so.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 11:23am.

Avril is soo pretty twatty.

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

Submitted by Sprmcandy on Tue, 07/01/2008 - 11:21am.

Avril is soo Pretty.