Hat With Attached Wig

 

Britney Spears has started a trend! Wearing hats with attached wigs! Jordan followed this trend at a book signing in London the other day. In her defense, she's knocked up and is probably not bleaching that mop or putting in extensions. She's doing right!

 

In other Jordan news, she's talking once again about Peter Andre's genitals! She said before that even though he was sick, his dick didn't shrink. This time she's talking about his bush.

 

She said, "I knew Pete was getting better when he shaved down below. It's as bald as a badger. He doesn't look like a dead chicken any more.

"We've had sex again. He's not completely better, but he didn't have any choice bless him."

I hate bald dicks! I like them to have at least a buzz cut above the junk. It's like looking at a baby and that's not hot! Besides crotch stubble can burn your nose when you're doing your business.