Paris Gets Dropped

 

Paris Hilton's agency Endeavor has dropped her ass. According to People the entire staff at Endeavor was told by a company-wide e-mail. She's been with the agency since 2005. The agency rep said, "Paris is no longer a client."

 

In other Paris news, she's apparently on suicide watch according to x17. Their source claims that she's taken a turn for the worst and has 3 guards watching her in the pysch ward. She hasn't been cleared yet to leave and the sheriff is fearing for her mental state.

 

Ugh! She only has like two weeks left, right?! If it's that awful bitch should pull a Cinderella and let one of her crabs crawl out of her vagina and unlock the door, so she can make an escape. The other crabs can make her a gown out of old sheets. Duh!