Jordan is Nude, Knocked Up And Airbrushed

 

Demi Moore she ain't, but Jordan tried! She's 8-months pregnant and ready to pop out "Crystal" any day now. She's also had to cancel her entire book tour due to doctor's orders.

 

This is as elegant and classy these two can get! I just really hope they put down some sort of padding on that swing. Splinter in the coochie can't be pleasant.

 

Source: The Sun