Shanna Moakler calls Paris Hilton a "drug obsessed clown" - SOW

Kate Moss wins an award and it isn't crackhead of the decade - Yahoo

Sex and the City may get a movie after all. It will be retitled Sex and the Retirement Home - HGW

Nicole Kidman doesn't want to face the music - Celebrity Nation

Martha Stewart will tear Rachael Ray a part - Page Six

Kanye West didn't win Video of the Year at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night. This pissed him off, so he jumped out of his seat and stormed the stage. Some people named Justice and Simian won, but Kanye didn't care.

He took over the mic and told the shocked audience, "cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons. If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility."

Bitch shut up and sit down and perform when we tell you to! Seriously, he must be joking? He should win, because Pamela Anderson was in it? WTF? That broad is cheap! Source

Madge is screwing herself over. She won't stop talking about this adoption thing. Her quotes are amazing though:

This is Madge: "Being married and having kids is not exactly simple no matter who you are. In fact, trying to make those things work is quite a challenge. Sometimes you drop the ball."

This is Me: "Um..so you suck at being a mom and you don't fuck your husband."

This is Madge: "I have to be mom and and wife and there are times when I should have, you know, hung out with my kids, and I just said, "No, I need a massage. I'm gonna do that instead. You know? And I’m gonna be selfish."

This is Me: "So your kids hate you, right? Do they draw pictures of you in flames? Can I have one? I need something to put over my toilet. But as long as it doesn't have any blue in it, that will just clash with everything."

This is Madge: "And you know, my son would say, 'How much longer is this gonna go on for? I mean, when are you gonna just be home?"

This is Me: "I think when he says "this" it means you being his mom. I think he wants you home, so he can kill you. Cause he hates you, you know. I'm sorry, sometimes the truth hurts. Oh and they are so glad you got that African baby, because Africans learn how to fire guns when they are like infants."

This is Madge: "Just staying home and looking after my children and being a mother and a wife is not what I want. I want more."

This is Me: "Ok..riddle me this. If you don't want to be a mother, why the hell did you buy a kid?! I don't want to drive and you don't see me buying a Ford!"

This is Madge: "Um... I do have a terrible temper."

This is Me: "So you hit your kids?"

To see the real interview, click here

For some reason NYC is currently experiencing a sick bedbug infestations. I’ve seen signs on mattresses in some neighborhoods telling sluts not to take it, because it’s infested. So, it’s no surprise that Maya Rudolph and her director husband, P.T. Anderson, have this problem.

The couple have filed a $450,000 lawsuits claiming that immediately after they moved into their SoHo loft with their baby, they were infested with the nibbly creatures. The bitches were paying $13,500 a month and were told the building was perfect.

The court papers filed say, "The plaintiffs were bitten over portions of their bodies by bedbugs. Apparently unbeknown to plaintiffs, the premises were infested with bedbugs."

Dirty! Bedbugs are so damn nasty. You can’t get rid of that crap. I hope they shaved off their heads and burned all their clothes.

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Lindsay Blohan's spokeswhore said that the Ninety Day AA chip she was photographed wearing wasn't hers. She was wearing it to support a friend.

"It was a tribute to a friend who's been sober 90 days."

Um...ok? Shouldn't she pay tribute to her friend by not drinking for at least one night. Bitch was out like 5 times last week, boozing it up. Stupid ass.

Blowing Blohan at the "Bobby" premiere in L.A. on 11/1

Haggard prays to God to please not make it hurt this time!

I don’t know what the president of the National Association of Evangelicals does, but apparently one of his duties doesn’t include fucking male escorts. Bummer. Reverend Ted Haggard quit his job after accusations by some male hooker that they were doing it hard for 3 years.

Teddy is stepping aside pending investigation by the church. He is apparently head of some church in Colorado Springs. Ted has admitted some guilt, but not all.

Ted made this statement on Wednesday, "I've never had a gay relationship with anybody. I'm steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.” Teddy is married with five kids.

He issued this statement yesterday, "I am voluntarily stepping aside from leadership so that the overseer process can be allowed to proceed with integrity. I hope to be able to discuss this matter in more detail at a later date. In the interim, I will seek both spiritual advice and guidance."

The male hooker in question claims that they met on the internet and Teddy paid him $200 a pop and that they also did coke with each other. Teddy denies the drug allegations, claiming that he’s never touched a drug in his life. The hooker came forward when he learned that Teddy’s church supports the proposed constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage.

This dumb bitch’s wife better leave his ass. She won’t though, because she’s going to stand by him and shit. I love how he’s asking God to help him and shit. I’m sure you were asking for God’s help when that hooker was screwing you up the hiney. Damn, his ass is probably into some fucked up shit. This hooker should’ve videotaped it, for real. I would’ve videotaped that shit and sent it to that dumb whore, Jan Crouch. They are like church rivals right? Anyway, I can’t wait to see the shit that will turn up in the next coming weeks. I love gay thrillers set in the backdrop of the church!

That being said, I’d hit it. Just kidding. Ok, maybe just once.

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Last night was the Latin Grammy Awards at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Ricky Martin went home with Latin Gay of the year or something like that. He lost his sleeves which happens to most gays. He also worked the peace sign like mad. I'm guessing he looooves Lindsay Blohan and she's the keeper of the peace sign. Mean Girls is probably like his favoritest movie of all times and he likes nothing more than to turn that shit on and gab with best girls. That being said...

I'd hit that.

Here are the photos of that twat, Parasite Hilton, in Seventeen. She only was able to do the magazine if she did some lame PSA about saying no to booze or something. What a dumb ass, lying, piece of burnt pussy flesh! PETA really needs to handle this situation. They need like the dog whisperer for cats to make sure this pussy knows what he/she is getting into. To let he/she know that they will get an STD if they breathe in the same air. This cat looks a little retarded, so I'm sure it's already too late. Her toxic vag fumes have already affected him/her.

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Queer Eye For The Corpse Bride -ME2 Runner-up:

Sad when the most machismo of the group is JLo in the middle. - Topcat Natasha Femm Fatale

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