More Like Phoebe's Nightmare

 

Phoebe Price is actually doing something with her life! Unfortunately, it's in the beauty department. Phoebe launched "Phoebe's Phantasy Lotion Glow" in Beverly Hills yesterday. I swear that's the name of the product.

 

Unless it's marketed for tranny chipmunks, I'm not sure who's going to buy this and I'm not even sure what it does?

 

That being said, Phoebe makes me happy. I just want to pinch those cheeks right off! They look like frozen chicken breasts.