Driving Miss Lohan

 

The Georgi car service has promised Lindsay Lohan free chauffeur service anytime she wants. Once she's out of rehab, the car service will be at her back and call. She won't even have to pay for it. They are also offering the service to Paris Hilton.

 

Great, can the service drop them off in the middle of Death Valley with pieces of raw meat attached to them?

 

I don't think getting free rides if Lindsay's problem. She strikes me as a mean drunk which is putting her behind the wheel. When she has drunken fights with her friends, she probably storms off all dramatic-like and gets behind the wheel of her car. Dumb ho.

 

Above is Blohan "working out" out of a rehab this past week.