WTF?! #59?! How the hell did Rihanna get #59 on EW's Ultimate List. Shouldn't that bitch be #1?! Fuck even #0! I am over their shit. Breathe Michael...breathe....
 
I need help. I need Rihanna detoxing. Everyone tells me I have a problem and it's not natural to be obsessed with fugliness, but I can't help it. It must be that shiny five-head that's doing something to my one brain cell.  
 
Please...don't tell me those are implants.  
 
 
 


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