Rihanna In The Morning

 

WTF?! #59?! How the hell did Rihanna get #59 on EW's Ultimate List. Shouldn't that bitch be #1?! Fuck even #0! I am over their shit. Breathe Michael...breathe....

 

I need help. I need Rihanna detoxing. Everyone tells me I have a problem and it's not natural to be obsessed with fugliness, but I can't help it. It must be that shiny five-head that's doing something to my one brain cell.  

 

Please...don't tell me those are implants.