Hey Britney! How Did You Celebrate Paris' Release?

 

Britney Spears celebrated Paris' release yesterday by doing her favorite thing in the entire world, show us her privates! While Britney shopped she got nude and flashed the nipple. Unfortunately, it wasn't erotic or sexy. It's as sexy as seeing a fat Golden Retreiver licking his a-hole.

 

I better shut up about Britney. She's built like a linebacker and could rush me.

 

Nothing like a little Brit nipple to go with your morning coffee.