Wimp

 

The annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest is almost here and last year's champion may not even compete. Japanese dog-swallower Takeru Kobayashi has won the Independence Day competition for the past 7 years. This year however an arthritic jaw may land him on the bench. 

 

Last year he set a world recording by swallowing almost 54 dogs in 12 minutes.

 

He said, "Already I can't open my jaws more than just a little bit. There's no pain only if I open my mouth about enough for one finger. More than that is painful and I can't open it."  He hopes to be ready to deep throat by July 4th.

 

His biggest competition comes from California. The man beat his record by swallowing 59 dogs in 12 minutes.

 

Lock jaw?! Don't ever let lock jaw get in the way of a little weiner eating. Just spray that shit with lube and open wide. Some of us sluts should enter that shit. We were born to swallow sausage! 

 

Source