Paris Hilton + Larry King = SNOOZEFEST

 

How boring was that trash?! First of all, I'm not feeling well as it is so it made me feel even more sick watching Paris Hilton trying to be something she's not. Also, Larry King needs to retire already. His ass was asking the worst questions. What did you eat in jail? WHO GIVES A FUCK! She probably ate jizz, she's Paris Hilton!

 

I will say that she almost fooled me, but the BEST moment ever was when Larry asked her. "Paris, what is your favorite Bible passage?" Dumb bitch couldn't answer, because we all know she doesn't read the bible. She just carries it around for looks!

 

Paris also dropped the blue contacts for her natural eye color and I wish she didn't wear much make-up. Dare I say bitch actually looks good without make-up.

 

She also told Larry that the reason Lee Baca let her out the first time was because she was having severe panic attacks due to Claustrophobia. Larry then asked her. "Well is it cured? Because when you went in the second time you were fine." HAHAHA! Again, she didn't know how to answer that. She just kept saying how "hard it was" and how she tried to be "strong" and how she kept telling herself " get through this." BLAH BLAH BLAH! 

 

Oh Paris! Next time rehearse your answers mo-betta!  

 

If you missed any of it and care to bore yourself, click here to see the entire interview. You won't be missing anything if you skip it.