I'm Pretty Sure That Machine Is Broken

 

Posh Beckham has reportedly purchased a $500,000 machine that scans what you're wearing and allows you to view all 360-degrees of yourself. Um....it's called A MIRROR!

 

The gadget has been put into a closet in her Los Angeles home. The machine also archives all of your outfits so that you can find them immediately and also not wear the same one too many times.

 

Is this the effin Jetsons? This proves she's an alien. That computer is also fucking with her ass. Look how that ho dresses! He has a good laugh when he sends her out.