Smell Like A Tranny

Always wanted to smell like a mixture of plastic, burnt penis, Wet N'Wild lip gloss and Barbie hair? Well, now is your chance. Amanda Lepore has launched a new website where you can buy all of her products. Yes, don't look too excited. Here's how the press release reads:

"EverythingAmanda.com was created due to the
overwhelming fan responses and requests from Amanda's
fans nationally and from around the world," said Jimmy
Floyd, Lepore's manager. “Because of this, we decided
to begin slowly and offer a collection that fit in
well with Amanda's participation in the True Colors
Tour with Cyndi Lauper and the many pridefests going
on around the United States. We are excited about
adding more products as we approach the holidays!"

You can buy everything from the Amanda Lepore doll, Amanda Lepore perfume, bath products and many...many more!

She should've thought about this when she had her surgery and kept some of her dick skin. She could put it in a crystal jar and market it as "A Piece Amanda." Now that I would buy. Wait, I'd also buy a mold of her mangina. It would taste great with cool whip and frozen peaches.