Where The Hell Is Phoebe Price?!

 

I have fallen in love with a woman and she's nowhere to be seen. Phoebe Price usually brings out her chicken-breast cheeks every night and she hasn't been seen since June 21st. I'm totally stalking her. I need help. Phoebe Price addiction. Ugh, that is so fucking sad.

 

Anyway, Phoebe Price is the face (cough, cough) of Lotionglow. Get this shit. Lotionglow is a candle that you light, let burn for a little bit and then pour the wax all over your body like lotion. Kinky it's not. That shit will burn your ass! Wax lotion? That is absolutely the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

 

That being said, get me this shit STAT!

 

Source: Lotionglow