24/Sizzler is reporting that Nicole Richie is wedding dress shopping for a possible upcoming ceremony to the King of Douches, Joel Madden. Nicole also might be pregnant and that may be the reason for a rushed wedding. You know, so her kid isn't a bastard.
 
She's apparently asking several stylists to help her in finding the perfect dress.
 
Is she trying the children's department at JcPenney's, because how the hell is she going to find a dress small enough. She's totally going to wear a little girl's communion dress.
 
 


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